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Our Father, who art in Bergeron,
Patrice be his name
Thine goals will come
The game be won
In Boston, as it is in Toronto
Give us this day our daily win
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who cross check against us
And lead us not into elimination
And deliver us from Kessel
In the name of the Chara, the Bergeron, and the Neely Spirit
Amen