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<font color=purple>Victoria and Alberts - Hands Do
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My friend sent this. It's a little long but hysterical !! And male DISers, it is all meant in fun!
THE TRUE SURVIVOR
REALITY SERIES
Next Season It gets Real !!!
Six married men will be dropped on an island for six weeks with one car and
3 kids each.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids including:
- Keeping his assigned house clean,
- Correcting all homework,
- Helping research, design and complete science projects,
- Cooking all meals. No unhealthy fast food allowed.
- Doing all Laundry without ruining any items.
- Paying a list of pretend bills without enough money
- Going grocery shopping and pay out of that same pot of pretend money.
- Knowing the birthdates, anniversaries, graduations, etc. of all of his friends and relatives and all of his wifes!!! Must get cards or gifts out on time No Emailing !
- During the 6 weeks, each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and get them a haircut.
- Making an unscheduled visit to the Urgent Care Center will not be announced in advance and must be fit into that days schedule.
- Must make a dish for the International Food Festival at school. Will be announced at 9:15 pm the evening before the event.
- Must insure all children make all appointments in a timely manner and are picked up on time. Each of the three children will play two sports, one will take dance lessons, one will be an After School crossing guard and one will meet with his tutor twice a week. At least two of these lesson times will overlap with at least two other appointments.
- Each man will be responsible for keeping the inside and outside of the house presentable at all times.
- The men will only have access to television after each child is asleep and all other responsibilities and chores are completed.
ADDITIONALLY,
The men are responsible for insuring that they do not let themselves go.
- The men must wear makeup daily.
- The men must shave their legs.
- They must choose and wear stylish, well-fitting clothes that are coordinated with just the right accessories and jewelry. Any garment stained by child food or handprints must be replaced.
- They must wear shoes with heels regardless of fit or comfort.
- They must keep fingernails polished regardless of housework demands.
- They must pluck their eyebrows and keep them groomed.
- Hair must be neatly styled daily and no gray hair can show.
Also -
During one of the six weeks, the men will experience severe abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches and will be subject to unexplained mood swings during this period, they will not be permitted to slow down from regular duties or complain of any discomfort to others.
Additional Requirements
-They must attend all school meetings and church weekly.
-They must find time at least once a week to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar
outdoor setting.
-They will need to read a book to the kids each night
-In the morning, they must :
-feed them
-dress them
-brush their teeth and their hair
-insure that they all have all their school supplies and lunches
This must be all completed by 7:00 am.
Final Exam
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks. Each father will be required to know all of the following information:
Each child's -
Birthday,
Height, weight, shoe size, pants-shirt-dress size,
Doctor's' name,
The child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor,
Favorite color,
Middle name,
Favorite snack,
Favorite song,
Favorite teacher,
Favorite drink,
Favorite toy,
Biggest fear,
Complete school schedule (with Specials)
List of clothes they will wear,
List of clothes they wont wear,
And what they want to be when they grow up.
JUDGING -
The kids vote them off the island based on weekly performance.
BUT .The last man will not be certified as the winner until he demonstrates that . he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does survive, he can play the game over and over and over for the next 18 or so years, eventually earning the ultimate prize the right to be called Mom.
THE TRUE SURVIVOR
REALITY SERIES
Next Season It gets Real !!!
Six married men will be dropped on an island for six weeks with one car and
3 kids each.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids including:
- Keeping his assigned house clean,
- Correcting all homework,
- Helping research, design and complete science projects,
- Cooking all meals. No unhealthy fast food allowed.
- Doing all Laundry without ruining any items.
- Paying a list of pretend bills without enough money
- Going grocery shopping and pay out of that same pot of pretend money.
- Knowing the birthdates, anniversaries, graduations, etc. of all of his friends and relatives and all of his wifes!!! Must get cards or gifts out on time No Emailing !
- During the 6 weeks, each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and get them a haircut.
- Making an unscheduled visit to the Urgent Care Center will not be announced in advance and must be fit into that days schedule.
- Must make a dish for the International Food Festival at school. Will be announced at 9:15 pm the evening before the event.
- Must insure all children make all appointments in a timely manner and are picked up on time. Each of the three children will play two sports, one will take dance lessons, one will be an After School crossing guard and one will meet with his tutor twice a week. At least two of these lesson times will overlap with at least two other appointments.
- Each man will be responsible for keeping the inside and outside of the house presentable at all times.
- The men will only have access to television after each child is asleep and all other responsibilities and chores are completed.
ADDITIONALLY,
The men are responsible for insuring that they do not let themselves go.
- The men must wear makeup daily.
- The men must shave their legs.
- They must choose and wear stylish, well-fitting clothes that are coordinated with just the right accessories and jewelry. Any garment stained by child food or handprints must be replaced.
- They must wear shoes with heels regardless of fit or comfort.
- They must keep fingernails polished regardless of housework demands.
- They must pluck their eyebrows and keep them groomed.
- Hair must be neatly styled daily and no gray hair can show.
Also -
During one of the six weeks, the men will experience severe abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches and will be subject to unexplained mood swings during this period, they will not be permitted to slow down from regular duties or complain of any discomfort to others.
Additional Requirements
-They must attend all school meetings and church weekly.
-They must find time at least once a week to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar
outdoor setting.
-They will need to read a book to the kids each night
-In the morning, they must :
-feed them
-dress them
-brush their teeth and their hair
-insure that they all have all their school supplies and lunches
This must be all completed by 7:00 am.
Final Exam
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks. Each father will be required to know all of the following information:
Each child's -
Birthday,
Height, weight, shoe size, pants-shirt-dress size,
Doctor's' name,
The child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor,
Favorite color,
Middle name,
Favorite snack,
Favorite song,
Favorite teacher,
Favorite drink,
Favorite toy,
Biggest fear,
Complete school schedule (with Specials)
List of clothes they will wear,
List of clothes they wont wear,
And what they want to be when they grow up.
JUDGING -
The kids vote them off the island based on weekly performance.
BUT .The last man will not be certified as the winner until he demonstrates that . he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does survive, he can play the game over and over and over for the next 18 or so years, eventually earning the ultimate prize the right to be called Mom.
