lmao. that spork reminded me of something.
at lunch my friend wanted a knife but there was none so she was goona get a fork, but there was only sporks. all my friends said it was becasue the school was too cheap to get forks and spoons and knives were dangerous. someone else said no it was because they were dangerous. so i go, "spoorks are dangerous too! " -rubs rounded edge against wrist- "im sure i can saw my arm off!" -runs more- and then i accidentally jabbed the fork like end into my hand and it was bleeding terribly. i proved sporks are dangerous on accident. xD