Newest Girl thread - Where the guys post more than the girls do.

[poisoned apple]

quite fast after they learn its not__________ <--- insert hot famous person's name

lol... poor matt...

 

[CastawayJ]

i wonder how fast they recover...

from the not breathing or from him?

 

[poisoned apple]

from the not breathing or from him?

from throwing themselves at him...
but those are good suggestions as well...

 

[princesskelz]

lol... poor matt...

poor matt.........poor person with matts tounge halfway down there throat XD

 

[Hawaiidood]

do they really throw themselves upon you...
are you a trained medical person...
they must get hurt when they throw themselves at you...lol

Well, I do what I can, but even me...the Great Matt cant help all the women.

yeah he gives them mouth to mouth resuscitation

Im also a good defribulator

i wonder how fast they recover...

Oh once a girl gets on me, it takes forever for them to recover.

quite fast after they learn its not__________ <--- insert hot famous person's name

The great matt isnt famous?

There is so much innuendo dripping off this post, its not even funny.

 

[poisoned apple]

Well, I do what I can, but even me...the Great Matt cant help all the women.

Im also a good defribulator

Oh once a girl gets on me, it takes forever for them to recover.

The great matt isnt famous?

There is so much innuendo dripping off this post, its not even funny.

lol...all your replies were hilarious...

poor matt.........poor person with matts tounge halfway down there throat XD

yeah, poor them too...

 

[Hawaiidood]

poor matt.........poor person with matts tounge halfway down there throat XD

Im sitting here with that "I want to kill Kels" face on. Its a half smile because its funny, and its half anger.

 

[CastawayJ]

so... who wins

Josh
Matt
Tom
or georgs

(it's obviously Mickey)

 

[poisoned apple]

Im sitting here with that "I want to kill Kels" face on. Its a half smile because its funny, and its half anger.

yay, he doesn't want to kill me, just Kels...
lol, even though i came up with half the stuff...

 

[PigletGurl]

u guys are hilarious

 

[CastawayJ]

Im sitting here with that "I want to kill Kels" face on. Its a half smile because its funny, and its half anger.

nice one harvy



for you illiterates, harvy dent is aka two face, from batman

 

[CastawayJ]

yay, he doesn't want to kill me, just Kels...
lol, even though i came up with half the stuff...

nice lisa

and thank you wanda

 

[poisoned apple]

so... who wins

Josh
Matt
Tom
or georgs

(it's obviously Mickey)

obviously is right...

 

[princesskelz]

Im sitting here with that "I want to kill Kels" face on. Its a half smile because its funny, and its half anger.

oh you know you love it

 

[Hawaiidood]

nice one harvy



for you illiterates, harvy dent is aka two face, from batman

Dear god, how much of an illeterate do you have to be to not read a comic?


Or watch a movie.

 

[CastawayJ]

I meant george

the s and e are next to each other, typos are a common error

 

[CastawayJ]

oh you know you love it

matt isn't a frog

he's my friend

 

[poisoned apple]

e is above the s...
you don't even use the same finger...
unless you don't "type" type...

 

[princesskelz]

Joshua did i ever say the frog was matt?
xD
now your assuming matt is a frog!

 

[Hawaiidood]

oh you know you love it

Pssshhhh. Im so glad im a frog now. Although I can eat bugs not and people wont look at me funny...Im kidding

obviously is right...

Oh see, she is denial.

u guys are hilarious

Well I try, too hard at times, but i try.

yay, he doesn't want to kill me, just Kels...
lol, even though i came up with half the stuff...

Ha ha dont worry, I havnt forgoten.