You: Welcome Foolish Mortal.. to the Haunted Mansion!
Stranger: Hello, im David from omegle staff. We are currently recruiting mods at the moment, if would like to apply, please visit [some fake site]
You: I've got a job... I'm the ghost host
You: du
You: duh
Stranger: but we have good pay
You: but I'm dead... I get to recruit people to be our 1000 ghost... any volunteers?
You: plus I get swinging wake privledges
You: do you have wall to wall creeps and hot and cold running chills?
You: I don't think so
Your conversational partner has disconnected.