New Random Thread: The Don't Stop Believin' Edition

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You: Welcome foolish mortal... to the Haunted Mansion!
You: I am your host, your Ghost Host.
Stranger: WHAT THE FLIP? [oh yes this has been censored]
You: I didn't mean to scare you.. prematurely
You: mwhahahaha
Stranger: do u smoke weed man?
You: no I'm high on life
Stranger: cool! hahahahaha.... where r u from??
You: USA
You: you
Stranger: Australia
You: thats wicked cool
You: I reaaalalllfaslyfslauyfwoy want to go to Australia
Stranger: cool
 
You: Welcome Foolish Mortal.. to the Haunted Mansion!
Stranger: Hello, im David from omegle staff. We are currently recruiting mods at the moment, if would like to apply, please visit [some fake site]
You: I've got a job... I'm the ghost host
You: du
You: duh
Stranger: but we have good pay
You: but I'm dead... I get to recruit people to be our 1000 ghost... any volunteers?
You: plus I get swinging wake privledges
You: do you have wall to wall creeps and hot and cold running chills?
You: I don't think so
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I used to enjoy little earthquakes in CA.. don't remember any big ones...

Earthquakes are better than tornados, imo. MI sucks.
 
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