Not at all. It merely makes them sound like they're from Boston

. Not
nearly the same thing.
Okay, I wasn't going to say anything, but... "the wife", "the husband/hubby", "the spouse", "the kids"... because the person posting or saying this is apparently under the mistaken impression that she/he has the ONLY spouse or children in the entire world.
Sorry, but DD/DH/DW/DS, etc., bug me.
And "ressies" and ADRs. They're reservations. Many CMs (it's fine with me when posters abbreviate that

) don't even know to what we're referring when we say "ADR".
And, slightly off-topic - overuse of quotation marks bugs me as well