House, this is God speaking.
xD
Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
I agree. xD
Bahahaha.
I love Wilson, he's my favorite.
My favorite quote from House will always be:
Dr. Gregory House: If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic
Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving
time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory
House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this
clinic this morning.This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor
Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to
deal with you. I am a BORED...certified diagnostician with a
double specialty in infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the
only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here
against his will.But not to worry, because for most of you, this
job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of
which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this:
this is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a
pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe
I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
