We checked in on Mother's Day (my birthday) around 1:00. We were assigned room 527 - East Wing, non-smoking King room with balcony. I explained that I originally had club level but must have been upgraded to the balcony room. I then asked if I could use points to upgrade to Club privileges. I was told yes and that the CM (is that what they are at the non-Disney hotels?? lol) would call to verify point status. Then she said........"oh, it's only for one night, I'll upgrade you - no charge!" (let the magic begin) I, of course, thanked her profusely.
The room was gorgeous, the bed....heavenly and the view was of the back of the boardwalk(waterway to MGM) and Spaceship Earth and the left side view was of the Dolphin and the Yacht and Beach Club. We weren't in our room for Illuminations, but I assume that the high fireworks could be seen from this location. After lunch at Beaches & Cream (we split a double cheeseburger, fries, two drinks and a brownie Sundae.........all free from one lunch voucher leftover from our last trip) we headed to the pool. The quiet pool was closed (not sure why) so we walked over to the Grotto Pool. (we cut through the beach sand area........but returning to the Swan, we used the walkway). The Grotto Pool was great but *warning*, the surrounding concrete was HOT. It wasn't overly crowded and we had no problem scoring lounge chairs.

The hot tub looked very inviting but since the temp was in the mid 90's with high humidity, I just couldn't bring myself to try it out.
After getting ready for dinner, we stopped by the Royal Beach Club Lounge for some snacks. I had some cheese and crackers and one pepper popper.........all very tasty. It was so hard bypassing the scrumptious cookies, but we had a 6:30 PS at the Cali. Grill to go to. I asked the attendant at the Club to see if we could change it to 7:30 - but it was not to be. Really, I knew the answer.......afterall, it was Mother's Day and I had made my PS months in advance. The only reason I wanted to do this...was so that I could take full advantage of the offerings and not spoil my dinner
When we returned later (after our scrumptious dinner and after watching the Electrical Water Pageant from a hammock at the Polynesian.....all in the name of research for a future trip

) we returned to the Swan and our lights were turned on low, the bed was turned down and two chocolates were waiting for us. I was also surprised by a waiting bottle of wine and a cheese and fruit platter(surprise for me.......score one for the hubby). We were too full from dinner to eat anything else.......but ended up nibbling on these items for the next two days!
The next morning, we met Mama T at the Club lounge. She is a sweetie. I think she was disappointed that we were leaving......but we promised to return with our kids next time. The feast was plentiful. They had some very tasty pastries in addition to cereal, bagels, toast, yogurt and fruit, etc.
Regrets: Instead of staying at the Airport (Sheraton Suites) on Saturday, we should've stayed at the Swan. Don't get me wrong........the suite was nice, the breakfast buffet really good......it just wasn't Disney. Our flight got in so late (11pm) that I made the executive decision to just stay there (and also acquire a few extra Starwood points). Since we were wired from the trip anyway, the drive to the Swan would've been pretty quick. And, I'm sure the Room Service Night Owl Menu would've been a little more substantial.
p.s. - we self parked........but only because we had only two carry-on bags. If we were traveling with the whole family, we probably would've used Valet at least initially. Even when we stay at one of the DVC properties where it's free Valet parking (because we are members) we often do a few days valet and a few self park if we need to use the car a lot.
MaryG