Disney Cruise Line announced todsay that are investigating an apparent epidemic of something they are calling S.D.D. Acronym for Single Digit Delirium! 
Disney continues to investigate but has uncovered and published some of the earliest symtoms:
1. Discussing travel plans with perfect strangers in grocery lines.
2.Some sufferers display E.I.I. (Excessive Internet Interest) resulting in mild to moderate carpal tunnel symtoms.
3. Unexplained or innappropriately timed giggling.
4.Spontaneus hugging of loved ones or strangers when not at home.
Disney states that the disease begins progressing rapidly at this point.
5. Sufferers are seen proudly displaying stolen lime green paint chips.
6.May begin displaying hoarding behaviors. Especially duct tape, clothes pins and various sized ziplock bags.
Investigators state that at this point behaviors get more bizarre. It will now be readily evident to all who see the sufferer that something is going on. If you see someone displaying the following symptoms please just give them hug and tell them you care.
7. Facial contortions. All face muscles begin to pull up towards the top of the head, at times to the point of discomfort. This is also known as a "ship eating grin"
8.Uncontrollable verbal outbursts hooping, wooo hoooing or ocassionally even yippee are often heard. Some call this T.P.T.T. (Tickled Pink Travelors Tourettes)
9.Can often be found huddled over suitcase counting shoes.
10.Skin rashes erupt from S>S>S> (sympathetic sealice scratching)
11. Sometimes seen holding an iron with confused look about them, trying to recall how to use this contraption.
12. May begin to call spouse by the wrong name. Minnie or Mickey seem to be two of the favorites.
*****DISNEY STATES THAT THERE IS AT PRESENT NO KNOWN CURE. hOWEVER THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF SYMPTOM RELIEF BY DANCING ABOUT, MERELY ATTEMPTING TO SHAKE YOUR SILLIES OUT WILL NOT DO THE TRICK AND IN FACT MAY INFLAME THE DISORDER******
i AM CONSIDERING STARTING UP A SUPPORT GROUPH HERE ON THE DIS BOARDS. ANYONE INTERESTED???
I'll get back to you on this- I feel the need to dance NOW!!!!!!!!!
Disney continues to investigate but has uncovered and published some of the earliest symtoms:
1. Discussing travel plans with perfect strangers in grocery lines.
2.Some sufferers display E.I.I. (Excessive Internet Interest) resulting in mild to moderate carpal tunnel symtoms.
3. Unexplained or innappropriately timed giggling.
4.Spontaneus hugging of loved ones or strangers when not at home.
Disney states that the disease begins progressing rapidly at this point.
5. Sufferers are seen proudly displaying stolen lime green paint chips.
6.May begin displaying hoarding behaviors. Especially duct tape, clothes pins and various sized ziplock bags.
Investigators state that at this point behaviors get more bizarre. It will now be readily evident to all who see the sufferer that something is going on. If you see someone displaying the following symptoms please just give them hug and tell them you care.
7. Facial contortions. All face muscles begin to pull up towards the top of the head, at times to the point of discomfort. This is also known as a "ship eating grin"
8.Uncontrollable verbal outbursts hooping, wooo hoooing or ocassionally even yippee are often heard. Some call this T.P.T.T. (Tickled Pink Travelors Tourettes)
9.Can often be found huddled over suitcase counting shoes.
10.Skin rashes erupt from S>S>S> (sympathetic sealice scratching)
11. Sometimes seen holding an iron with confused look about them, trying to recall how to use this contraption.
12. May begin to call spouse by the wrong name. Minnie or Mickey seem to be two of the favorites.
*****DISNEY STATES THAT THERE IS AT PRESENT NO KNOWN CURE. hOWEVER THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF SYMPTOM RELIEF BY DANCING ABOUT, MERELY ATTEMPTING TO SHAKE YOUR SILLIES OUT WILL NOT DO THE TRICK AND IN FACT MAY INFLAME THE DISORDER******
i AM CONSIDERING STARTING UP A SUPPORT GROUPH HERE ON THE DIS BOARDS. ANYONE INTERESTED???
I'll get back to you on this- I feel the need to dance NOW!!!!!!!!!
