New alcohol warnings on packaging....

[carolfoy]

Probably won't put Kevin Stringer and Matt off though


> Subject: Fw: Alcohol Warnings
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:


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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.

 

[alisonbestford]

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[jen_uk]

 

[Cyrano]

 

[florida sun]

 

[mandymouse]

Probably won't put Kevin Stringer and Matt off though

> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.

Somehow I can't see this affecting Kev & Matt

 

[Spook]

Great

Jan

 

[pokemon_master]

 

[natalielongstaff]

too true

 

[Kevin Stringer]

Yes, but what are the BAD points of alcohol consumption?

Kev

 

[carolfoy]

Yes, but what are the BAD points of alcohol consumption?

Kev

ITA

 

[Minniespal]