Nelson and Jenn's wonderful journey...

[starann]

WAHOO Time to cross my legs....DH is never happy when you go in for insemination cause my legs are crossed for 2 weeks. My patients ask why I walk so funny!

 

[MrsSpratt]

Everything is so crossed I feel like a cross-stitch!

Mrs. Spratt

 

[rosiep]

I'm prayin' like crazy.....I want to see those jugs filled with milk!

 

[wallyb]

She's gonna Blow!

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

I'm over the crossed whatevers.
I'm going with the Big Voodoo Now.
Ladies and gentleman .....
The Magenta Maternity Aardvark!

Take that Jenn's ovaries.
No more messing around!

I'm prayin' like crazy.....I want to see those jugs filled with milk!

Oh lawd... Can you just imagine??? I'm gonna need a crane!

She's gonna Blow!

Now Wally... do we have to have the birds and the bees talk again? I can't get preggers like that....

 

[rosiep]

Ok Jenn..that was the BEST comeback EVER!

I laughed right out loud......

 

[rpmdfw]

I'm prayin' like crazy.....I want to see those jugs filled with milk!

*SIGH*

Leave it to Rosie to take the conversation to an uncomfortable place.

 

[rpmdfw]

Now Wally... do we have to have the birds and the bees talk again? I can't get preggers like that....

 

[rosiep]

*SIGH*

Leave it to Rosie to take the conversation to an uncomfortable place.

So lactation makes you uncomfortable? Nursing Moms with milk filled bosoms......sopping wet nursung pads....

 

[rpmdfw]

So lactation makes you uncomfortable? Nursing Moms with milk filled bosoms......sopping wet nursung pads....

Yep. Pretty much.

 

[wallyb]

Now Wally... do we have to have the birds and the bees talk again? I can't get preggers like that....

I don't care What you say.. I'm gonna keep trying!

 

[wallyb]

Oh lawd... Can you just imagine??? I'm gonna need a crane!

Go with the classics ... Flying Buttresses!

 

[wallyb]

I'm over the crossed whatevers.
I'm going with the Big Voodoo Now.
Ladies and gentleman .....
The Magenta Maternity Aardvark!

Take that Jenn's ovaries.
No more messing around!

Do NOT doubt the power of the Magenta Maternity Aardvark.

Why... we're all risking getting knocked-up ourselves,
just being in his fertile presence!

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

So lactation makes you uncomfortable? Nursing Moms with milk filled bosoms......sopping wet nursung pads....

Yep. Pretty much.

Don't forget the nipple cream for the sore, dry, chafed nipples.

I don't care What you say.. I'm gonna keep trying!

Have fun!

Do NOT doubt the power of the Magenta Maternity Aardvark.

Why... we're all risking getting knocked-up ourselves,
just being in his fertile presence!

I am tellin you Wally... if you get preggers before me there is going to be hell to pay!

 

[wallyb]

I am tellin you Wally... if you get preggers before me there is going to be hell to pay!

Look below doll... See the horns and the flames.
I don't pay in hell ... Dad has me comped.

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Look below doll... See the horns and the flames.
I don't pay in hell ... Dad has me comped.

Well... fine... but I will still be peeved... and you don't want to deal with THAT do you?

 

[Gypsybear]

ooooooooooh

 

[wallyb]

Well... fine... but I will still be peeved... and you don't want to deal with THAT do you?

Then there was that Rosemary's Baby thing.
Ya want me to arrange a devil baby for ya?

 

[rosiep]

Don't forget the nipple cream for the sore, dry, chafed nipples.



Have fun!



I am tellin you Wally... if you get preggers before me there is going to be hell to pay!

And if Wally's Aardvark gets me pregnant there's gonna be some 'splainin to do.

(The monkey won't like it. ... )

 

[Gypsybear]

(The monkey won't like it. ... )

Speaking of cheeky little monkeys, where's Robb?