Need a name for a (blow-up)cow...read on (related to an April Fools Joke)

[mum4jenn]

I would like to play a little April Fools Joke on the students at lunch but I need some ideas. I have a blow-up cow that needs a silly name. I have had a black and white cow named Oreo as a kind of "mascot" for the lunchroom. About a month ago I obtained a brown and black blow up cow from the dairy council and she needs a name. The kids have been suggesting names and I will actually pick one of those but I want to play a joke on them by telling them I have selected a different name.

I was thinking some sort of really fancy name ..you know like how the fancy dogs have about 6 names attached???

She is brown and black and has pink sunglasses on.

Help me out by suggesting some really out there names.

I had thought about somethig mike Princess Clarissa Ophelia Wilhelmenia... you know...C.O.W. but it just is not silly enough!!!

Anway..we have an in school show each morning on the school tv so I was thinking of announcing the new "name" on the morning show and then at lunch I would have a name tag on her with her real name along with April Fools!!! Oh and her real name is going to be "Cocoa".


Ok...Here is your chance to help out on an April Fools Joke!!!!

 

[tiggger1]

I love the name Milky Way for a cow!

 

[mum4jenn]

I love the name Milky Way for a cow!

That is cute!!! I might use that instead of Cocoa!!

 

[golfgal]

Sorry, I don't see how the kids will think this is funny unless you have a running joke about this already

 

[tiggger1]

what if you make up a name using the letters

APRIL

Antoinette Purdy Ramona Isabella Lucia the first...( as in April 1st)

 

[Liberty Belle]

Henrietta Alexandrina Hippolyta Aphrodite

 

[a1tinkfans]

Henrietta Alexandrina Hippolyta Aphrodite

How is that C O W? I may be losing it though, up since crack of dawn...

I like that Milky Way one!

Just friday at school someone had literally placed dozens and dozens of these little plastic cows (I guess about 1-2') scattered in the center courtyard with a note that said HOLY COW XXX turned 40! Too Cute! Never saw that before, But I'll def be doing that for the 50 for dh!

OH, is that Ha Ha ......gee that took me all day...what a day it was...I still Like Milky Way!

 

[mum4jenn]

The kids WOULD see it as a joke because they have wanted me to name the cow ever since I added it to the lunch line. Every single day they ask me if I have decided yet. I have been promising to decide on a name soon.

 

[buckler]

How about calling her a blowvine instead of a bovine because she a blow-up cow?

Bernadine Loreen Ondine Wilhelmine Verleen Irene Nadine Ernestine

 

[denisem]

To follow your lead:

Countess Ophelia Calpurnia of America

Cocoa.