Need A Laugh ?

[anina2angel]

OR want to make someone laugh? and who would not wonna start day laughing?
Then post a joke , a riddle or a funni story about a thing that has happened to you.

 

[anina2angel]

What does it say in the bottom of a coke bottle in Canada?
(remember my english , and especially writing is bad DO forgive all my misspellings PLEASE!?)





answer: Open other end.

 

[anina2angel]

WHAT does a woman DO when her Husband runs ZIG ZAG through the garden?


Answer: Keep shooting !

 

[anina2angel]

WHY does the mid wife slap the new born BABY in the behind?







answer: Because on the Intelligent ONES the TAP falls off!

 

[anina2angel]

Whats the FIRST thing a BLONDE do when she wakes up?





Answer:

 

[anina2angel]

well.... let us see IFF anyone actually are funny..

 

[The Major]

Whats the FIRST thing a BLONDE do when she wakes up?





Answer:

she tells the guy her name?

 

[The Major]

I KNOW YOU !!!! do you remember ME ?

 

[The Major]

a man has been stranded alone on an island for five years.
One day his wife pass by in a rowing boat???
she run towards him remove all clothes and yell
" you will now get everything you have been dreaming about for years"
he stands up look all excited almost scream.. " oh ! YOU brought BEER?!!!"