I never met a Mike that turned out to be a good person. I'm not saying there aren't any... I've just never met any. In fact I used to have a rule that I would not date any Mikes. I broke the rule about 11 years ago and thought I found a nice one... until I came home one day to find him putting on my makeup!!
It's funny how many people have Kevin on their list. My XDH was a Kevin... and turned out to be the worst liar and con man I've ever encountered. The man was already married when he married me! Kevin definitely tops my list of "naughty" names, maybe even more than Mike.
Funny, I know I was picked on a lot as a kid and I can even remember certain instances, but I can't really remember any names in particular as standing out. There was a Mandee who stole my boyfriend, and a Heather who was just a complete insensitive female dog - but her mom was even worse. There was a Toni who was a total spoiled snot. Can't really think of any others, but I'm sure I'll be dreaming about all those little monsters tonight!