Wilbur the albatross (from The Rescuers and The Rescuers Down Under) He'll give you a "fair fare from here to there"!!

Sorry, I couldn't resist adding that. Moving on........
For 18 years, I have been plotting to take over the world. There is only one man who stands in my way. I would have ruler of the world if my two little minions hadn't screwed up my plan. They even had the nerve to wear his merchandise!
Who am I?