Naked Man VS Alligator

[Evil Genius]

A naked man was found today in Lakeland FL in the jaws of a gator. He has lost his left arm, his right arm and lower torso are chewed up. The police that found him did not shoot the animal for fear of hurting the victim. The man was high on crack cocaine at the time of the incident.

 

[Bob Slydell]

The man was high on crack cocaine at the time of the incident.

Something tells me you could have skipped this line and most people would have guessed that anyways.

 

[rcraw45425]

I read yesterday that he had been hollering for hours (was found at something like 4AM) and they couldn't find him because it was dark. Hello, do they not have spotlights? Of course if I came across a naked guy with a gator attached in the beam of my spotlight I don't know what I'd do! I do wonder what possed him to be in the lake naked at night, crack or no crack!

 

[ducklite]

Stupid is as stupid does.

Anne

 

[xyzabc33]

guess the gator won that wrestling match

 

[lovethattink]

I saw this on the news yesterday. At lunch time they said they thought it was a 9 foot gator. And that they were trying to catch it. They were keeping their eye on 5 gators. The one trapper said that they were putting out bait traps, but it would be hard to tell exactly which gator attacked the man. In the end, they pulled out a 13 foot gator who went for a bait trap.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I read yesterday that he had been hollering for hours (was found at something like 4AM) and they couldn't find him because it was dark. Hello, do they not have spotlights? Of course if I came across a naked guy with a gator attached in the beam of my spotlight I don't know what I'd do! I do wonder what possed him to be in the lake naked at night, crack or no crack!

Umm this was in a middle of a swamp, so no spotlights. They did call in the Sheriff's Office Helicopter to try and get some light. Those deputies were quite brave. I hope they don't have to deal with guy in another manner someday.

 

[Evil Genius]

And what do they think they're going to do with the gator?? Kill it?

 

[Miss Jasmine]

And what do they think they're going to do with the gator?? Kill it?

Any gator over a certain length that has lost its fear of humans or attacks a human, pet, etc. gets killed by gator trappers.

 

[Evil Genius]

The man was naked in the middle of the night in an area he wasn't suppose to be in. I don't see how that's the gator's fault!! Oh well.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

The man was naked in the middle of the night in an area he wasn't suppose to be in. I don't see how that's the gator's fault!! Oh well.

Believe me, I agree with you. I think the Alligator should be free for the rest of his or her days. Survival of the fittest and all that.

 

[lovethattink]

http://www.theledger.com:80/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2006611300468&source=email

 

[Cindyluwho]

So, are they using naked crack addicts for bait in the traps? Isn't that the only way they'll know which gator has a taste for them?

 

[Robinrs]

Naked and fighting with a gator? He's lucky his arm was his only loss!

BACK away from the CRACK!!

 

[Bob Slydell]

The man was naked in the middle of the night in an area he wasn't suppose to be in. I don't see how that's the gator's fault!! Oh well.

Unfortunately, laws like that aren't written with a built in "moron clause"

 

[olena]

He was still alive? WOW!

When I saw this, I wondered what the booze quotient would be, but cocaine will do, too. This will make great fuel for an intervention. Was this guy after some gator love or something or did the gator get the guy's clothes off?

I don't blame the gator, unless the guy was sleeping naked in his bed and this gator broke into his house and dragged him out to the water..... If he does eventually die, this will most certainly be a Darwin Award winner. As it is, he's got a great case for an Honorable Mention.

 

[lesroi]

So, are they using naked crack addicts for bait in the traps? Isn't that the only way they'll know which gator has a taste for them?

Agreed!

Tracy

 

[Disney Doll]

So the gator gets killed for doing what comes naturally when some stupid ******* high on crack goes into the water.

Something about that doesn't seem fair to the gator.

 

[alabamaalan]

So apparently neither the man nor the gator know how to say no to crack.

 

[Micca]

Not a very tasty last meal for the condemned alligator. Gator thinks: The ribs weren't bad, but the hot link was kinda bland.