My Trip to Universal

[Slacking]

So.... I decided to try something new today and got to IOA. I bought my ticket and entered Port of Entry. But not even 10 steps into the park I saw a teen with a shaved head, both ears pierced, a gold chain around his neck, and he was wearing a wife-beater; A THUG!!!! Not wanting to be associated with thugs or their thuggish behavior, I turned right around, got into my car and went back to The Magic Kingdom. I'll never step foot in Universal again!

 

[ChrisFL]

Thats nothing, I went to disney and they had a ride celebrating some middle eastern guy who started out his life stealing stuff, and another ride this guy didn't have a hand but a hook instead! Then there were these "Flying" elephants, clearly a drug reference there!

I could go on but it's just too painful, I had to stay in my hotel because the "pixie dust" as it's reffered to over there gave me a real O.D.

 

[Slacking]

I heard that over at IOA their new ride deals with racism. HOW DARE THEY!?!?!

I want love, butterflies, puppy dogs, and sunshine when I visit parks, not tales of racism.

 

[tmt martins]

Thats nothing, I went to disney and they had a ride celebrating some middle eastern guy who started out his life stealing stuff, and another ride this guy didn't have a hand but a hook instead! Then there were these "Flying" elephants, clearly a drug reference there!

I could go on but it's just too painful, I had to stay in my hotel because the "pixie dust" as it's reffered to over there gave me a real O.D.

Nothing but OMG


You forgot the one with all Child dancers forced to dance all day with no pay.

 

[babieemelly]

I love it

 

[flatline]

I heard that over at IOA their new ride deals with racism. HOW DARE THEY!?!?!

I want love, butterflies, puppy dogs, and sunshine when I visit parks, not tales of racism.

I'll have no rascist undertones in a place as innocent the MK. now excuse me while I go ride Splash Mountain.

 

[tmt martins]

I'll have no rascist undertones in a place as innocent the MK. now excuse me while I go ride Splash Mountain.

SNAP many a pointed hat around the world as well.

 

[ChrisK]

I'll have no rascist undertones in a place as innocent the MK. now excuse me while I go ride Splash Mountain.

I was going to ride Splash Mountain this morning but a crowd of lime green t shirt wearers ran me over on the way to the fast pass machine, took all the tickets and went on the line ahead of me. As they got to the front of the line, they let their 85 family members that had gone to the bathroom, cut the line. Needless to say I crawled up in the fetal position and got laughed at. Where was the magic when I needed it?!?!?!

 

[JohnnySharp2]

So.... I decided to try something new today and got to IOA. I bought my ticket and entered Port of Entry. But not even 10 steps into the park I saw a teen with a shaved head, both ears pierced, a gold chain around his neck, and he was wearing a wife-beater; A THUG!!!! Not wanting to be associated with thugs or their thuggish behavior, I turned right around, got into my car and went back to The Magic Kingdom. I'll never step foot in Universal again!

So if this THUG had been in Magic Kingdom would you have turned around and left there too?
Why is Universal to blame for this

 

[disneyfreakk]

My DH has a shaved head, large earings and lots and lots of tattoos! And guess what?? *WE* go to disney too. People only hate what they fear, please get a clue.

 

[Slacking]

So if this THUG had been in Magic Kingdom would you have turned around and left there too?
Why is Universal to blame for this

Nope, the power of Mickey Mouse and Pixie Dust would have protected me from their negative influence.

 

[tarheelmjfan]

For those of you who didn't get the humor, this thread is meant to be tongue in cheek. Personally, I think it's quite entertaining.

 

[JohnnySharp2]

For those of you who didn't get the humor, this thread is meant to be tongue in cheek. Personally, I think it's quite entertaining.

hmm, I obviously didn't get it no. Guess I am used to coming on here and defending Universal.

 

[bazzanoid]

You'll be telling me next there are people in Universal Parks that drink the odd glass of *gasp* alcohol!

 

[Notatourist]

Yes, and because they are HEAVILY CARDED....


Thy're old enough to drink alcohol as well.

 

[bazzanoid]

Yes, and because they are HEAVILY CARDED....


Thy're old enough to drink alcohol as well.

Noooo... they actually check ages, as per state requirements? Well I never...

 

[disneylizzy]

Now just wait a gol danged minute ... alcohol, casual attire, vacation ... what's wrong with this picture???

 

[tricky1]

This one time I went to Universal and went thru the turnstiles, and as soon as I got thru I got my wallet took! I look for security and could not find any!!
I did not know what to do?
So I told my wife to give it back...............you gotta be careful at this place

 

[bazzanoid]

This one time I went to Universal and went thru the turnstiles, and as soon as I got thru I got my wallet took! I look for security and could not find any!!
I did not know what to do?
So I told my wife to give it back...............you gotta be careful at this place

I know that feeling.....

 

[tarheelmjfan]

hmm, I obviously didn't get it no. Guess I am used to coming on here and defending Universal.

The fact that it was so ridiculous, & was coming from UO fans kind of gave it away. Although, I have read some posts on here from people who were supposedly serious that sounded just as ridiculous.