VampHeartless
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- Feb 25, 2004
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Well, I totally just got back from Edinburgh, Scotland!! It was very nice...and there was some "Tatoo" festival going on that I didn't even know about, but it seemed pretty big. I learned...
Only old wrinkly guys there actually wear kilts.
Bagpipes only sound good if a person actually knows how to play them!!
And even then it's a fifty/fifty chance!
Don't try to ask out the cannibals in "The Dungeon". (It's a haunted house....the "cute" cannibal picked her nose and tried to get me to eat it.
I mean....she really had her finger way up there!!!
The overfull graveyard tour took place on a hill that had over three hundred thousand dead people.
In fact, the hill we were standing on used to be a valley!!
The ghost tour guide was a redheaded chick...she was WAAAAY CUTE!!
And she liked poetry! (Hey, I love poetry!)
But I still didn't talk to her.
The Hilton is totally not worth it...300 dollars, and the room wasn't much better than the "El Rancho" I stayed in back in OR for ten bucks.
The guy in the dungeon asked me..."Is the American all by himself? You don't have any friends? Why don't you use your foriegn policy and invade some?"
Loser...
Still, a fun short trip!! There was an awesome castle, and it had this beautiful tiny little chapel inside for ten people..."St. Margeret's Chapel" That would be the most romantic place to get married in!
Now...maybe I can call the place and track down that redhead...
Only old wrinkly guys there actually wear kilts.
Bagpipes only sound good if a person actually knows how to play them!!
And even then it's a fifty/fifty chance!
Don't try to ask out the cannibals in "The Dungeon". (It's a haunted house....the "cute" cannibal picked her nose and tried to get me to eat it.
I mean....she really had her finger way up there!!!
The overfull graveyard tour took place on a hill that had over three hundred thousand dead people.
In fact, the hill we were standing on used to be a valley!!
The ghost tour guide was a redheaded chick...she was WAAAAY CUTE!!
And she liked poetry! (Hey, I love poetry!)
But I still didn't talk to her.
The Hilton is totally not worth it...300 dollars, and the room wasn't much better than the "El Rancho" I stayed in back in OR for ten bucks.
The guy in the dungeon asked me..."Is the American all by himself? You don't have any friends? Why don't you use your foriegn policy and invade some?"
Loser...
Still, a fun short trip!! There was an awesome castle, and it had this beautiful tiny little chapel inside for ten people..."St. Margeret's Chapel" That would be the most romantic place to get married in!
Now...maybe I can call the place and track down that redhead...