GoofieRuthie
DIS Veteran<br><font color=00cc00>If you see a sig
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- Mar 12, 2003
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A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the lon! g hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her numerous overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!"
The young man said, "You're bull****ting me, man!"
The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the lon! g hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her numerous overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!"
The young man said, "You're bull****ting me, man!"
The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
