My kids have one more week of school before Christmas...I pity the teachers.

[SuiteDisney]

The Week Before Christmas
Written by: Joyce Luke

'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the school
Not a pupil was silent, no matter what rule.
The children were busy with paper and paste;
The mess that they made with it couldn't be faced.
The teacher half frantic and almost in tears,
Had just settled down to work with her dears,
When out in the hall there arose such a clatter
That up sprang the kids to see what was the matter!

Away to the doorway they flew like a flash;
The one who was leading went down with a crash.
Then what to their wondering eyes did appear
But a green Christmas tree! (To decorate I fear!)

When the teacher saw this, she almost grew sick.
She knew in a moment it must be Old Nick!
She ran to the door (all her efforts were vain)
But she shouted, and stamped, and she called them by name;

"Now Tommy! Now Sandy, Now Judy and Harry!
Stop Billy! Stop Robert! Stop Donny and Sherry!
Now get to your places get away from the hall
Now get away! Get away! Get away all!

As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
The pupils, pell mell, started scurrying by.
They ran to the blackboard and skipped down the aisle;
Their faces were shining and each had a smile.

First came a basket of popcorn to string
Then came the Christmas tree (menacing thing).
As the tree was brought in there arose a great shout;
The pupils were merrily romping about.

The state they were in could lead to a riot;
The teacher was sure, if allowed, they would try it.
Her nerves how they jangled! Her temples were throbbing!
The rush of her breath sounded almost like sobbing!

The lines of her face were as fixed as a mask;
It was plain that she didn't feel up to her task.
The look in her eye would have tamed a wild steer,
But the children ignored it; they did every year.

A tear from her eye and a shake of her head
Soon led me to think that she wished she were dead.
She spoke not a word but went straight to her work,
Strung all the popcorn which broke with a jerk.

But at last it was finished and placed on the tree;
Then came the bell and the children were free.

Their shrill little voices soon faded away
And peace was restored at the end of the day.
As she looked at the Christmas tree glistening and tall,
She smiled as she whispered, Merry Christmas to all!

 

[December99]

HAHAHA

I pity the kids actually - at our school anyway. Our teachers are grippy (I was going to use another word but changed my mind) and sometimes downright horrible to the kids the week before Christmas!!!!

 

[Talking Hands]

Sounds like my students today. I have never known a group of deaf chaildren to be so loud and off task. It was all I could do to survice the day. Ouch. I'm beat! Me and the terp and that was it. TG she decided not to mainstream them today.

 

[bekkiz]

My students have been stir-crazy this week (I suppose I've been too!) My cooperating teacher has been getting annoyed by them, but I tend to let them let off some steam. You need to pick your battles!

 

[nativetxn]

I love this. I don't think they allow Christmas trees in the Michigan public schools anymore, though.

 

[mickey65]

HEHE This was floating around the staff room this week at my school. Despite the more than normal chatter from the kids, I really do love this time of year. The kids have a glow about them with the excitment of Christmas. It is not just about the presents and stuff either......they are excited about the food drive, and about visiting the seniors home to sing carols. It is just very nice! The teachers need a holiday, but it is not high stress like report card time.