My joke for the day

[jipsy]

It took me about 30 seconds to get this one when it was told to me:

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

 

[Dan Murphy]

Is this going to be a regular feature here, Jips?

 

[monkeyboy]

It took me about 30 seconds to get this one when it was told to me:

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

 

[Sparx]

I had to read it two or three times before I got it.

 

[munchkin bunchkin]

GUESS HE REALLY COULDN'T HOLD IT!

 

[Buckalew11]

even the blonde got it!

 

[FairlyOddFairy]

I'm surprised he didn't ask for a cushion for the stool... I bet his but is pretty boney... sorry couldn't resist

I hope you don't mind I am going to add my favorite bar joke


A mushroom walks in to the bar and the bartender says sorry sir we don't serve your kind here
Mushroom replys: Why not I'm a fungi (Fun Guy)

 

[LadyyRedd]

You should change the name of the thread to Post your favorite bar joke. Here's mine:

2 guys walked into a bar. The 3rd one ducked.

Kimya

 

[SwedishMeatball]

GUESS HE REALLY COULDN'T HOLD IT!

Thanks, that helped me out.

 

[JimVL]

You should change the name of the thread to Post your favorite bar joke. Here's mine:

2 guys walked into a bar. The 3rd one ducked.

Kimya

 

[JerseyJanice]

Great joke!

 

[Aidensmom]

What a sad waste of beer.

 

[FlyingPegasus]

What a sad waste of beer.

 

[Stacerita]

What a sad waste of beer.

Have to agree 100%!!

 

[Cindyluwho]

Ok, here's my favorite bar joke:
A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a straightshot of whiskey. The bartender tries to make small talk and says, "You know, we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper replies, "Leonard?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Ok, here's my favorite bar joke:
A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a straightshot of whiskey. The bartender tries to make small talk and says, "You know, we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper replies, "Leonard?"

I Love that one!