Eric had told us that the best place to view the parade was infront of Liberty Tree Tavern, he said most people lined up along main street and infront of the castle and it got pretty congested. So keeping that in mind we decided to head over to frontier town. It was still early for the parade, so Rig said we needed to ride thunder mountain.
"Two rollercoasters in one day is asking alot of me Rig."
"You don't have to ride it with me, but would you just stand in line with me so I'm not worried about you sitting all alone for so long?"
"I can do that."
We got to the entrance of thunder mountain and the CM standing there stopped me and held up a stick for gaging height requirements, then he laughed and said just kidding, he looked at Rig and said, "Are you going to stop the run away train cowboy."
"No sir, I'm just gonna ride it."
The CM laughed at that and told us to enjoy the ride.
We walked almost right up to the train, we had maybe a 5 minute wait. Rig said, "Just tell the person lining people up that you don't want to ride."
I had thought about this, what if I never get to come back to disney world, what if this is my only chance, it's not like I will be any more braver later, "I'm gonna ride, but you have got to hold me tight Rig."
Rig was so happy that I had decided to go with him, "I like this ride, but it will be more fun to have you with me."
We got on the train and I was happy that we were in the middle of the train and not infront. I wasn't sure if I liked that it was dark though, did I want to see where I was going or did I want to guess where I was going.
They came through and checked the lap bars, the CM told Rig he needed to hold onto his hat extra tight. The train pulls out and I start to hyperventilate, "I changed my mind Rig, I don't want to ride."
"It's too late now Lee, just hold on."
"I should have gone pee first."
"you'll be fine."
The train picked up speed, this is a violent ride, I was thrown all over the place. I almost ended up in Rigs lap. I screamed out notes that only a pre puberty choir boy could reach.
"Is it almost over?"
Rig was having a great time and not hearing me, "Rig? is it almost over." I had my face pressed into his chest and during one of my screams I bit down hard, and then Rig let out a scream only a pre puberty choir boy could reach.
"Baby don't bite me."
"Sorry, sorry , sorry, is it almost over?"
This ride goes on forever it seems, when it finally comes back to the station the people in front of us turned around, the guy asked "did you say she bit you?"
"sure did, she gave me a nipplectomy."
Embarrassed on top of horrified as well as appalled. What do you say to that, how do you explain biting your husbands chest while on a rollercoaster? Some people would call that kinky.
We climbed out of the train, "Lets go get a drink...Fang."
We found where the free cookies and hot chocolate were. Rig had gotten chocolate chip I got the apple slices. after we had our snack Rig excused himself to the mens room, he came out a few minutes later and pulled his shirt up, "Look what you did to me."
"Your nipple is still there."
(am I allowed to say nipple on here?)
"One inch to the right though and it would have been a goner."
*This bite mark comes into play again on the night he is arrested. just remember this.
We walked back over to Liberty Tree Tavern, they were starting to put the ropes up for the parade, we found a place right across from the restaurant. This place was perfect, Rig being so tall hates to stand in front of people and block their view, me being not so tall can either stand back with Rig and miss everything, or stay up front and not be with Rig. But there was a wall, Rig stood in front of the wall an dI stood on the wall behind Rig it was perfect.
We had a while to wait, these were good seats and we didn't want to risk losing them, Rig went and got us a bucket of popcorn and a pop to share.
disney popcorn is so good. then again it could just be because I'm at disney world, maybe that same popcorn would be horrible if I were to eat it somewhere less magical.
They had CM's in the road with hoola hoops, I hadn't hula hooped in years. I told Rig that when I was in kindergarden I had a hula hoop that was pink and smelled like pepperment, it had beads inside and would make a chicka chicka chik sound as I hulad, or would the proper way to say it be, "as I hooped"?
"I wanna see you hula hoop."
"No, it's just for kids."
"It's Disney World, we're all kids right now, I wanna see you hula hoop."
"No Rig, no way."
"Baby you bit my chest."
that's all I needed to hear. "fine, I will hula, but at some point in this trip you are going tohave to do something for me."
"Can I bite your chest?"
"Omagosh Rig, shut it!"
I went out into the road and asked a CM if I would be allowed to hula. she raised her eyebrows and said "sure," and gave me one. At first I was embarrased, all these people watching me, I looked over at Rig, he put his fingers to his mouth and whistled. I hulad for a few minutes and then embarrasment took over and I went back to be with Rig.
"Well, what did you think?"
"Baby, I love the hitch on your get-along."