My DH is so old.........

[marshallandcartersmo]

"how old is he" you ask??

that's what I want you to tell me!

I'm throwing him a 40th birthday party this weekend at a restaurant, and at each of the tables I'm going to have a piece of paper (laminated) filled with sayings like:

DH is so old, he remembers when the Grand Canyon was a ditch

The more offensive and rude the better

I've googled and gotten a few, but it seems like the same ones keep coming up.

what 'cha got???

 

[laurie31]

If you are Christian or Jewish, then the book of Genesis is good material.


For example:
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. Dad remembers what it was like.

Dad is so old, he was there to fluff God's pillow when He rested on the 7th day.


Then there are the things they used on the Cosby show - lol

Things older than Dad:

Fire.

The Wheel.

Dirt.



I will try to think of more.

 

[marshallandcartersmo]

If you are Christian or Jewish, then the book of Genesis is good material.


For example:
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. Dad remembers what it was like.

Dad is so old, he was there to fluff God's pillow when He rested on the 7th day.


Then there are the things they used on the Cosby show - lol

Things older than Dad:

Fire.

The Wheel.

Dirt.



I will try to think of more.

 

[AshleyW]

I love these!

Hubby is so old that "doing it three times a night" is how many times he gets up to pee.

Hubby is so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Hubby is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Hubby is so old, he DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Hubby is so old, "getting lucky" means he finds his car in the parking lot.

Hubby is so old that when God said “let there be light”, he hit the switch.

Hubby is so old, his back goes out more than he does.