My Dh Is Driving Me Crazy!!!!!!!

[RadioFanatic]

I made the biggest mistake ever. Well, second biggest after leaving my login open for dh to start crazy threads on my behalf.

Well, I needed a new cell phone and we got the buy 1, get one free with the button talk feature like a walkie talkie. Well, ever since then, dh WILL NOT STOP CALLING ME! And it's to say stupid things like CB radio stuff from Smokie and the Bear. I think I'm going nuts. And if I don't respond, he threatens me with embarrassing things.

AAAHHHHH!

I can't believe I want this weekend to end just so I can go to work and not be driven

 

[dmslush]

LOL, why not hide the battery for his for the rest of the day??

 

[buckler]

"Accidentally" drop his phone in the toilet.

Tell him it happened when you were rushing to the bathroom after holding it for too long.

 

[MsDisney23]

If he says "Over' go and pop him up side his head one good time!

 

[Dan Murphy]

Will he talk about holding in taking a dump again?

 

[JCJRSmith]

You know what the REALLY cool feature of my cell phone is? I can turn it OFF.

 

[RadioFanatic]

I wish I could turn it off, but we have no land line so it's our "communication to the outside world" (cue TTA music here)

and yes Dan, he probably would b/c he would know it would embarrass me!