My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[PrincessSuzanne]

She really is NUTS Does anyone like her? How about some poop bags to go with the TP

Suzanne

 

[kendall]

OMG I was laughing so hard at that latest exchange. Thank you so much for continuing to share - this thread really is a highlight!

 

[TinkerbellMama]

This was not so much "misinformation" as "forgetting some of the most basic information about one's own life"...

My dad had a really dumb friend in high school. Apparently he was known for his lack of brains even before this incident, but this sealed the deal. One day, they were walking home after football practice and they stopped at his friend's house. The door was locked. He fumbled for the key. Couldn't find it. Knocked on the door to see if anyone else was home to let him in. No one. Pounded on the door in case someone who might be inside couldn't hear the lighter knocking. Nothing. After a few minutes of trying to figure out if they should crawl in a window or just go to Dad's house instead, the friend remembers:

"Oh yeah, we moved a few blocks away last week."

My dad was and could not BELIEVE his friend forgot where he lived. And it wasn't just a temporary, "Oh, shoot, went to the old house by mistake..." It was a full-on assault to get into a home that was no longer his!

 

[PrincessSuzanne]

This was not so much "misinformation" as "forgetting some of the most basic information about one's own life"...

My dad had a really dumb friend in high school. Apparently he was known for his lack of brains even before this incident, but this sealed the deal. One day, they were walking home after football practice and they stopped at his friend's house. The door was locked. He fumbled for the key. Couldn't find it. Knocked on the door to see if anyone else was home to let him in. No one. Pounded on the door in case someone who might be inside couldn't hear the lighter knocking. Nothing. After a few minutes of trying to figure out if they should crawl in a window or just go to Dad's house instead, the friend remembers:

"Oh yeah, we moved a few blocks away last week."

My dad was and could not BELIEVE his friend forgot where he lived. And it wasn't just a temporary, "Oh, shoot, went to the old house by mistake..." It was a full-on assault to get into a home that was no longer his!

Maybe he got hit in the head with the football one too many times.

 

[Stacerita]

Forget the desk! We are all coming over and having one big TP party at MI's house!!

I'm in!

 

[diz8297]

Empty the drawers of her desk and replace with shredded paper. Glue her desk chair to the floor...........take her white out and fill it with nail polish.
Sorry, this lady brings out the worst in me!! You are a living saint-you show much more restraint than I ever could!!

 

[Steamboat Marti]

This latest one has me rolling!

When we were in college we would switch dresser drawers while people were out... so you opened your underwear drawer and it would be somebody else's undies...

How about switching her drawers with the boss' - without the boss knowing of course...

oh we could have some fun with this!

 

[Diva of Dragons]

That's about when my tea came out my nose, so I missed the rest of the conversation.

OMG!! Have I told you how much I LOVE this thread!?!

 

[RUDisney]

This was not so much "misinformation" as "forgetting some of the most basic information about one's own life"...

My dad had a really dumb friend in high school. Apparently he was known for his lack of brains even before this incident, but this sealed the deal. One day, they were walking home after football practice and they stopped at his friend's house. The door was locked. He fumbled for the key. Couldn't find it. Knocked on the door to see if anyone else was home to let him in. No one. Pounded on the door in case someone who might be inside couldn't hear the lighter knocking. Nothing. After a few minutes of trying to figure out if they should crawl in a window or just go to Dad's house instead, the friend remembers:

"Oh yeah, we moved a few blocks away last week."

My dad was and could not BELIEVE his friend forgot where he lived. And it wasn't just a temporary, "Oh, shoot, went to the old house by mistake..." It was a full-on assault to get into a home that was no longer his!

One of my DH's friends told us a story that happened when we were in college.

One morning, his mother woke up and went into the basement to find a stranger sleeping on her couch. It turned out that the guy who was sleeping was drunk the night before and came "home" to a house in which he hadn't lived since he was little. Luckily, they knew him so they didn't call the police before they got his story.

I think that's when they made their kids start carrying a house key so no one else could get into the house with the door open at night.

 

[Evil Genius]

Okay everyone we're a go on the tping of her cubicle. I got a few of the IT guys to help, so it should be interesting. Unfortunately, I won't be here when she first sees it. She comes in at 6:00am and if I ever came in that early she would know I did it. But we've all agreed to deny, deny, deny. It should be an interesting day of ranting and pouting.

 

[goofygirl]

One of our co-workers has been married for almost 2 years. She and her dh are planning on buying a house by the end of the year.

Miss Info - When are you buying a house?

CoW - When we find one we like

Miss Info - Oh come on, just buy one and fix it up the way you like it.

Dead silence from CoW.

Miss Info - And then you can have a baby!!

CoW - No no baby

Miss Info - You HAVE to have a baby!!

CoW - No babies.

Miss Info - You're mom wants to be a grandmother, so you have to have a baby.

Now co-workers mother lives in a different country and Miss Info has never met this woman, but yet she knows she wants to be a grandmother.

Subject changes to halloween. Coworker is dreading it because she got tp'
d last year.

Miss Info - Oh there's nothing wrong with the kids doing that, it's all in fun.

CoW - It's a mess to clean up. Have you ever had your house tp'd?

Miss Info - No, but I used to buy my boys the toilet paper so that they could go out and tp the neighbors.

CoW - Oh they were friends with the neighbors?

Miss Info - Oh no!! We hated our neighbors.

That's about when my tea came out my nose, so I missed the rest of the conversation.

OMG, if she gave me the "you have to have a baby" line, I would have tore her a new one.

 

[Maleficent13]

Fabulous!! I cannot wait to hear about the results. When is this going to happen?

 

[dameodie]

Okay everyone we're a go on the tping of her cubicle. I got a few of the IT guys to help, so it should be interesting. Unfortunately, I won't be here when she first sees it. She comes in at 6:00am and if I ever came in that early she would know I did it. But we've all agreed to deny, deny, deny. It should be an interesting day of ranting and pouting.

Just make sure BuddyBuddyBoss doesn't find out who did it...

Even though you don't want to post a picture of MissI, can you at least post a picture of her cube covered in TP? Pleeeeease???

 

[Evil Genius]

Fabulous!! I cannot wait to hear about the results. When is this going to happen?

October 30th So she can walk in on it Halloween morning. It also gives me time to collect little things from the dollar store.

Just make sure BuddyBuddyBoss doesn't find out who did it...

Even though you don't want to post a picture of MissI, can you at least post a picture of her cube covered in TP? Pleeeeease???

She and the boss leave about the same time, and the two other bosses will find it funny, but I will have to swear them to secrecy.

Seriously, I don't post a picture of her because I don't post a picture of anyone without permission. I know I don't want a picture of me floating around the internet without my knowledge. Now her cubicle is a different story. Hopefully, I'll remember my camera that afternoon.

 

[dameodie]

Seriously, I don't post a picture of her because I don't post a picture of anyone without permission. I know I don't want a picture of me floating around the internet without my knowledge. Now her cubicle is a different story. Hopefully, I'll remember my camera that afternoon.

No no, I totally understand why you won't post a picture of her... but her cube is not her.

 

[java]

Oh set up a video camera!!
I LOVE IT!

 

[pogo791]

Evil Genius - you will, of course, be wearing gloves when you do this? Miss Info strikes me as the type of person who, if she finds her desk tped and "little things that you picked up at the dollar store" are strewn all around, will probably raise a stink and start checking for fingerprints.

Deny, deny, deny, by all means, but don't give her an easy way of figuring out who did it!

And I'm gonna love reading about her reaction!

 

[RUDisney]

And I'm gonna love reading about her reaction!

At least it's all in good fun!

 

[goofygirl]

There is a way on the computer keyboard to turn your whole desktop upside down but I forget how you do it. But this would be a good prank. Assuming she works with a computer, of course.

 

[goofygirl]

Ah, here it is:

press ctrl, alt and the down arrow simultaneously, turn off the monitor, turn it on again and everyone (excluding the culprit) will be desperate --> upside down! Works for Windows XP Home and Prof.


To reverse the upside down screen mode, press ctrl, alt and the up arrow (arrows console) at the same time; the screen will probably go blank. Turn off the monitor, turn it on again and the display will be normal again.