My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[Tink-in-Training]

Then, about two minutes later he comes flying across the office to his phone and frantically dials and says
"Hello, Yes, this is Mr. Me from *blah*blah* and I've just faxed you my original copy! I need you to send that back to me immediately!"

This made me choke on my (pathetically) tiny 3 Musketeers bar that I convinced myself was necessary in order to survive the afternoon. And it was worth every cough and sputter.

Fax Machine: $249.00
Fax Paper: $2.99
Hearing, along with the rest of your office, your boss sound like a complete dufus: PRICELESS

 

[sha_lyn]

Have fun at WDW EG

I can't (well actually I can) believe that she keeps telling you that you won't have time to do anything but then expects you to have time to go shopping for her LOL

 

[gypsydoodlebug]

Have A fantastic time!!!! I'll hold down the fort for ya!

 

[Evil Genius]

Thanks everyone for the well wishes. I'm sure we're going to have fun. And no, Miss Information won't be crossing my mind even once.

 

[babytrees]

Thanks everyone for the well wishes. I'm sure we're going to have fun. And no, Miss Information won't be crossing my mind even once.

Ahh!! Come on.....not even when you get on a ride??? I mean really....she did say you couldn't possibly ride anything but did have enough time to buy something for HER!!

Have an awesome time!!

 

[Hedy]

I faxed you my original


Miss Info just left me. Asked if I was still insisting on going to DW.

ME - Well of course, the plane tickets and everything are paid for.

Miss Info - What a waste. You're not going to have any fun, it's all going to be too rushed, you're not going to get on any rides. I just don't understand this.

ME - You don't have to understand it, since you're not going. Said very sweetly with a smile on my face.

Miss Info - Well when you come back all upset because you didn't get to do anything, I don't want to listen to the crying.

ME - Oh you won't hear a peep from me good or bad.

THEN!!!! She had the nerve to ask if I would buy something for her granddaughter!!

ME - No, I don't think I'll have the time.

Have a beautiful weekend everyone!! I'm off in the early morning hours to see Mickey.

OTOH, would you want MI as your grandmother?

Oh, the gall.

 

[KristiKelly]

Thanks everyone for the well wishes. I'm sure we're going to have fun. And no, Miss Information won't be crossing my mind even once.

You just jinxed yourself now you'll think about her constantly.

You should bring her back a Grumpy mug or a Wicked Witch something and tell her "I saw this and thought of you".

Anyway, I hope you have a great trip BUT I know you won't. You'll be stuck in line after line and then we'll all have to hear you whine about it when you get back. You'll probably come back with some illness because of all the Chinese tourist (since all diseases come from China) and you'll sneeze all over the place when you get back spreading the bird flu to all of us. Oh well, have a great trip even though I think it's a complete waste of time!!!

 

[Piecey]

This made me choke on my (pathetically) tiny 3 Musketeers bar that I convinced myself was necessary in order to survive the afternoon. And it was worth every cough and sputter.

Fax Machine: $249.00
Fax Paper: $2.99
Hearing, along with the rest of your office, your boss sound like a complete dufus: PRICELESS

Thats great!
Anytime we need a laugh and there aren't any customers around, one of us will randomly take off to someones phone, pick it up and repeat what he said. Oh, how it lightens the mood!

 

[RUDisney]

When she asked for a present for her granddaughter, you should have asked her, "why, you don't appreciate anything anyone does/gives to you anyway. Why would I think something that I would buy would be any better?"

Has your boss announced her pregnancy yet?

Have a great time <wasting> your money on your short trip!

 

[Jennifer48]

Have a great time! You totally have to purchase a ride photo JUST to prove that you were actually on a ride!

 

[ericamanda01]

OMG! This woman is priceless! How do you keep a straight face when you talk to her! I hope you have a wonderful trip!

 

[mommasita]

Have a great trip

 

[Disneyaunt4]

Have a GREATtrip!!!!!!!

 

[Beth E. (NJ)]

What makes a rose bush bug proof?

Being made out of plastic?

 

[disneymom3]

The "I don't think I'll have the time" comeback was truly inspired!! Have a great trip EG!!

 

[Deb in IA]

THEN!!!! She had the nerve to ask if I would buy something for her granddaughter!!

ME - No, I don't think I'll have the time.

Have a beautiful weekend everyone!! I'm off in the early morning hours to see Mickey.

I do feel a bit sorry for the granddaughter for having such a twit of a grandma, though . . .

Have a great time, EG!!!

 

[MouseJunkie]

Just read the whole 40 some pages and all I can say is WOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mirthmaiden]

make sure you buy all the photos showing you having a miserable time.

moo ssst moo sssst

have fun!

 

[nhrenee]

moo ssst moo sssst
have fun!

Have a great trip not riding any rides!

 

[disneygirl725]

I faxed you my original


Miss Info just left me. Asked if I was still insisting on going to DW.

ME - Well of course, the plane tickets and everything are paid for.

Miss Info - What a waste. You're not going to have any fun, it's all going to be too rushed, you're not going to get on any rides. I just don't understand this.

ME - You don't have to understand it, since you're not going. Said very sweetly with a smile on my face.

Miss Info - Well when you come back all upset because you didn't get to do anything, I don't want to listen to the crying.

ME - Oh you won't hear a peep from me good or bad.

THEN!!!! She had the nerve to ask if I would buy something for her granddaughter!!

ME - No, I don't think I'll have the time.

Have a beautiful weekend everyone!! I'm off in the early morning hours to see Mickey.

That's insane!!! Have a great time!!!!!