raammartin
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Mar 27, 2000
- Messages
- 2,423
...I laughed so hard I cried.
Before getting into the shower my 10 year old son was standing in front of me naked, but covering certain parts with his hands. He said "Momma, when I get out of the shower can I get the permanent marker and draw smiley faces on my balls?" I must have looked like an idiot to him because I stood there for several seconds eyes and mouth wide opened. He was talking about some small bouncy ball toys he got when he stayed with a friend this past weekend, but you can guess what my first very shocking thought was.
Before getting into the shower my 10 year old son was standing in front of me naked, but covering certain parts with his hands. He said "Momma, when I get out of the shower can I get the permanent marker and draw smiley faces on my balls?" I must have looked like an idiot to him because I stood there for several seconds eyes and mouth wide opened. He was talking about some small bouncy ball toys he got when he stayed with a friend this past weekend, but you can guess what my first very shocking thought was.
