Okay i know you have been all waiting for this day and here it is please excuse my Foul langauage.........
I close my eyes and fall asleep only to be awoken by the alarm which seems like seconds later(,which let's face it now it was) I, By all means are not a morning person especially if i have not had my sleep and so i was very tired and oh
so Kranky, and Sore.
The lump in my throat is starting to emerge and my heart almost stops

when i realized that i forgot to take my Estrogen pill (which is the worst thing for me

Let me explain,, as my DH say's
I could kill someone brutually , drag there body to the back yard and dig there grave with my bare hands (in his exact words ) then go and take my pill and 20 minutes later have no idea what i had done and win The June Cleaver award for mother and wife of the year )
The kids come bouncing in dressed and ready to go they each hug me

and in comes Dh and what do i spy in his hands.
It is a 32 oz diet wild cherry pepsi (my coffee) he has been up for a hour and drove to 3 gas stations trying to find pepsi products because he knows me in the early morning and LOVES me.
I tried to hide my mistake from DH but at that point i don't care so I swallow my estrogen pill and take a sip of pepsi Heaven ..
When Dh asks me if that is last nights pill ??????? i could secretly see in his head him praying that is was not (poor Guy)
I just smile and tell him
yes!!! but reinerate that
i love him and he suddenly takes a few.......
(okay who are we kidding alot of steps back and say's as calmly Not to awaken The Kracken in me
"You get yourself dressed, i got the other kids"
( by the look on his face you would think he was looking at Satan in the flesh Which i probably was )
After i throw on my clothes , brush my teeth and instead of doing my hair
because i have no time .. i just pull my hair into my pirate hat (which i am constantly being told i am a hat person) which i am so Thankful for today
I am ready to go and we head down to the car it is a lil ' chilly outside but feels so good , i grab my DH's hand and tell him that i love him and that i am gonna kill his mom.. He laughs and then say's "you are serious" ?
i begin to tell him about my night using quite a few 4 letter words Like
KILL, Beat, Stab ,
Mutilate okay!! so you know what word it was

and he hugs me , say's he is so sorry and that we are gonna have a ton of fun today ...
In comes MIL after having her cigarette and all my kids start coughing because really who wants to smell that so lonnie rolls the windows down and she has the nerve to tell him to roll them up
she is cold and he mubbles something about her smoking and his kids .. Which she obviously does not like..
We get to the disney hotel
i loved walking through there this was the 1st hotel that i have been in and i can feel the Disney Magic insert a few tears (Plus i am so excited for our character breakfast...)
I go check in and we are all ready we just have to wait while they are setting us up because we are a lil' early i smile and walk to lonnie I tell him that i am gonna hang away from everyone so that i can relax and wait for my estrogen to kick in.
He nods and tells me he loves me ,
as i am walking my MIL say's something too me
rudely about me wearing a hat inside
And then it begins The room stops all motion and i swear you could almost hear my nerves shattering
because
i go off on her
ARE you Ready Here it comes Just Think of the worst tone ever and that would be mine along with a Marine's Cussing and that also would shamefully be me too.....
1st : i let her know that if she was not such a loud **S whale i could get some sleep and that if she had any respect for anyone but herself
Mayson would not have woken up and i could have slept,
and he could enjoy DisneyLand instead of being so flippin tired and sleeping through half of the day
2nd: if there were not a ton of
un-Needed Freakin drama every night i could have gotten some sleep
3rd: that if she needed to smoke that she should have paid for her own room and smoked herself to death and left my family alone.
4th: I also cuss at her about leaving my kids alone at Indianna,,,
5th: about her Crude behavior to complete strangers because she does not want to take care of herself properly so she could walk like every other person in the park,
6th: How i do not approve of her smoking around my kids and that it is an aweful habit ,
7th:I think i said something about if she was not my MIL that i would have smothered her in her sleep and ended her miserable life
(It was Bad) My kids are looking at me scared outta there minds when i hear my oldest son ask
"Dad Did she take her Estrogen?"
which makes me insanely laugh and lightens my ranting because my kids know me...
i look up at the CM's at the desk and realize where i am and that i let my MIL get to me at The Happy Place on Earth
so i just burst into uncontrollable tears ,
One of them motions for me to come over to her and this is when i think We are getting kicked out and all she does is hands me a tissue box and double checks all the information again
( Because we are celebrating my DH 's B-day here and he has no idea.)
I begin spilling my guts to her about how so very sorry i am and she makes me smile by saying that from what she heard it is my MIL fault.
Thank you CM M ?
Then she motions for us to take our Pictures with Pluto (who i know is thinking something insanely Because everyone has heard my Blow -up)
But thank goodness for early reservations the only kids who witnessed this site were mine .
While i was talking to the CM
My Knight in shinning Armour (DH) tells MIL just to leave me alone in a very calm but marine like tone...
MIL is so upset because he took my side..
I so wanted to stick my tongue out at her and say he loves me more .. but did not.
Our pictures is taken with pluto which you can tell i am angry ...
and we are told another 5 minutes .
Now more people are starting to show up so i am just by myself by the door trying to calm down again
Mil is sitting down and she is trying to call my name and i am ignoring her for her life and my sanity and i really do not look good in
ORANGE
so what does she do!!!!!!!
she has complete strangers calling my name so i am ignoring them also.
They are giving me Dirty Looks... and saying how i should respect my elders BLah Blah Blah
How Childish is she ???
she is making me look like the bad person now,
which i am pretty sure she was doing on purpose....