Most Embarressing Moments at Disney

[mom2mykids]

Bump........these are just too funny!

 

[N10CJT]

Bumping to keep this alive. Funny stories in here...

 

[macraven]

since no one i know reads this thread, i might post my embarrassing moment here.

i would never live it down if one of my friends found out.

 

[pkondz]

since no one i know reads this thread, i might post my embarrassing moment here.

i would never live it down if one of my friends found out.

ok, now you've just got to spill it!

 

[Amyg]

I posted this over a year ago but...

Years ago when my son was five we were in one of the stores. I saw what I thought was a figurine with Tinkerbell sitting on a cushion. I started to pick it up and discovered it was a salt and pepper shaker but before I knew it the top (Tinkerbell) began to fall off her cushion! I tried to grab it with my other hand and the bag I had hanging on my arm hit the table and two more sets fell to the floor! Well one of the CM's came up to us and my then five year old son looked at her and yelled, "My mom did it!" Needless to say I was already embarrassed enough without the little "angel" pointing out my little accident!

 

[cabanafrau]

I posted this over a year ago but...

Years ago when my son was five we were in one of the stores. I saw what I thought was a figurine with Tinkerbell sitting on a cushion. I started to pick it up and discovered it was a salt and pepper shaker but before I knew it the top (Tinkerbell) began to fall off her cushion! I tried to grab it with my other hand and the bag I had hanging on my arm hit the table and two more sets fell to the floor! Well one of the CM's came up to us and my then five year old son looked at her and yelled, "My mom did it!" Needless to say I was already embarrassed enough without the little "angel" pointing out my little accident!

A classic mom moment for the ages! Don't forget to trot that out at his wedding rehearsal dinner & other auspicious occasions in his life -- guaranteed to spark up any occasion w/ just the right amount of hilarity!

 

[kelmac284]

I've got two. My daughters are six and seven and insist on using the restrooms themselves. Well we were at Disneyland this past July and we were all in seperate stalls when someone let out a rather loud passing of gas. Well very loudly my youngest said "awwww mom was that YOUUUU". Luckily I was behind a door but I said NOOOO. BEEE QUIET!!! But there was several bouts of laughter from the adjoining stalls and my face was definitely burning.

And then later on that same trip I was in another stall and my daughter finished before I did and I had one of those stalls that the lock didn't work so great and my daughter came up and pushed on it and of course the thing flew open and there I was sitting there for all to see and boy did they. Needless to say once again my face was extremely red!

 

[kelmac284]

I thought of another one. This didn't happen to me but to my dad. Usually it is just my family and mostly my mom but VERY rarely does my dad ever join us. Well he did join us for the 50th in 05 and we wanted to all go on ToT. Well even my 4 year old loves it and we wanted him to go and thought if he went he would like it but knew if he knew what really happened he would chicken out so we told him it was "just an elevator ride" LOL.

So he gets on but we failed to mention that there were the handles. Well he was sitting next to a teenage boy and when it dropped the first time apparently he reached out and grabbed the first thing he could which was the boy next to him's leg. I didn't buy the pic but the boy next to him was giving him the strangest look. And needless to say dad didn't trust us anymore after that and won't be going on it again LOL. I should have bought the pic though cuz the look on dad's face and that boys was priceless. He probably thought my dad who is in his 60's was some perv. LOL.

 

[kelmac284]

Ok I have been trying to read this whole thread and thought of yet ANOTHER funny story. This is not really embarrassing to me but I think it may have been for Crush or at least the parents of this kid.

We were at Turtle Talk with Crush and they go around and ask kids questions. Well Crush comes out with a bikini top on his head and asks this kid what this thing was on his head. The kid is about 5 and says it is a bra. Everyone laughs and then Crush says "what is that?" The kids then proceeds to say it holds up your ****s. Everyone in the theater just busted a gut and for the first time Crush couldn't even talk. It was so funny. I was just crying. I'm sure his parents were just dying!

 

[Marty Joe]

It was our first night at MK following a very early flight. The parade had just started and there were no places to sit or stand. We decided to go back to the Poly and watch the fireworks from the beach (with a Mai Tai in each hand) and we took a shortcut through the shops to get out quicker. On our way through the glass blower shop, someone bumped into someone, who bumped into someone, and they bumped into meeeeee! It had been raining and I had a Mickey umbrella stuck in my backpack. By the time the last shard hit the floor, all the bumpers had cleared out, the parade stopped in its tracks, and all the parade watchers were looking in the window. You could hear a pin drop. The glass blower guy looked at me like I just kicked his dog. Even my DW and DD abandoned ship. I was in the wrong place - at the wrong time! I will never carry an umbrella again - not ever - no how - for any reason!! I will never go into the glass blower store again - not ever - no way - for any reason!!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Great thread! I have several, but will have to edit and post them later!! If I don't, I will gett the BOOT!

 

[Amyg]

It was our first night at MK following a very early flight. The parade had just started and there were no places to sit or stand. We decided to go back to the Poly and watch the fireworks from the beach (with a Mai Tai in each hand) and we took a shortcut through the shops to get out quicker. On our way through the glass blower shop, someone bumped into someone, who bumped into someone, and they bumped into meeeeee! It had been raining and I had a Mickey umbrella stuck in my backpack. By the time the last shard hit the floor, all the bumpers had cleared out, the parade stopped in its tracks, and all the parade watchers were looking in the window. You could hear a pin drop. The glass blower guy looked at me like I just kicked his dog. Even my DW and DD abandoned ship. I was in the wrong place - at the wrong time! I will never carry an umbrella again - not ever - no how - for any reason!! I will never go into the glass blower store again - not ever - no way - for any reason!!

OMG!! I FEEL for you!

 

[danalee]

I think I post this on another thread a while back, but it always gives us a chuckle!
We were at Rose-n-crown one evening, in the middle of dinner and there were 10 of us.
My son at the time was 5 and when he had to go potty it was at that very moment, and always at dinner. So he announces he "has to go" So my hubby gets up to take him, not happy cause I am like go, go now, go, go! So my hubby says "dont let them take my plate" ok no problem.

Well many minutes go by, we are all done eating and the waitress is taking plates away, when they return, neither of which are looking to happy.
So you know in good mom fashion I'm like "what, whats wrong, what is it" my DH says nothing, forget it, nothing.
The table is stone quiet(knowing something is up) and my DH who still had a half a plate of food and who always eats everything, says to the waitress "you can take mine too"
so then I know something is wrong, DH not finishing his fish and chips, just dosent happen!

So again I am nagging what, what happened, what so wrong. So DH says quietly says "he pooped his pants". Now my son who this entire time has not said a word, was just sitting there with this "I'm going to kill you look" on his face.
So I looked at him "honey its ok accidents happen even in disney" he says very upset "thats not it" meaning thats not why he is so mad. So I turn to my DH thinking he must have said something to my son about this to upset him, "what did you say to him" he says Nothing, and my sweet little son says rather loudly "He didnt say anything, he did something.....he put my poopy underware in his pocket!!"

We all were stunned silient, the waitress turns and walks away,and my DH says "well they were new disney underware"

We all lost it, and then knew why he didnt finish eating!

And yes I made hime throw the "underware" away and then we off in search of even "newer" disney underware!

 

[pkondz]

It was our first night at MK following a very early flight. The parade had just started and there were no places to sit or stand. We decided to go back to the Poly and watch the fireworks from the beach (with a Mai Tai in each hand) and we took a shortcut through the shops to get out quicker. On our way through the glass blower shop, someone bumped into someone, who bumped into someone, and they bumped into meeeeee! It had been raining and I had a Mickey umbrella stuck in my backpack. By the time the last shard hit the floor, all the bumpers had cleared out, the parade stopped in its tracks, and all the parade watchers were looking in the window. You could hear a pin drop. The glass blower guy looked at me like I just kicked his dog. Even my DW and DD abandoned ship. I was in the wrong place - at the wrong time! I will never carry an umbrella again - not ever - no how - for any reason!! I will never go into the glass blower store again - not ever - no way - for any reason!!

ok... I gotta know. I know Disney usually looks the other way when people break stuff... but this! Did you have to buy any shards? Enquiring minds want to know!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

O.K. I guess I'll have to tell on myself. My now DW and I were dating in 1993, and after a few months, I took her to Disneyland (a final test?!) We were staying at the Disneyland Hotel (before the Downtown Disney area was put in) On the second day there, we were walking around the center area of shops that used to be there. I decided that we needed some souvineers to take home, and liking functional devices I purchased a backscratcher made of bamboo, with a Disney logo "burned" onto the handle.

Living in Southern California, I always had to have my Ray Bans on! The downside is that they were so dark, I had to take them off to see my money to pay for the backscratcher. being truely dexterious, I held onto the backscratcher and my sunglasses with the same hand, and got my change back from the clerk and put it in my pocket! My now DW was looking around it the shop, and I asked her if she wanted anything and she said no, so we turned out to the door and into the bright sunlight. AS you can guess, I started to put my sunglassses on, and jabbed myself in the right eye with the backscratcher. My now DW deadpanned, "Thats probably gonna hurt!", and I think I said something like "I probably shouldn't have done that!"

We went back to our room, and dropped off the backscratcher and some other things we had bought. My DW used some of her contact lens soultion to quickly rinse out my eye, and even though it was stinging, we went back to the MK for the afternoon and evening portion of our trip.

After about an hour of trying to have fun, the eye got worse and teared up so bad that we ended up going to the medical facility off of Main street. The nurse on duty took one look at the eye and called security to escort me to the ER a short distance away. I (and DW) got to see "behind the scenes" and a quick cart ride and then a car ride to the ER!

At the ER, an intern looked at the eye and put some medication on it to prevent infection etc. (he also asked me several times, when DW was absent, if I had done this myself!)(last chance to get even!!) but I told him again that I had done it. ( I think the ER nurses were giggling behind the curtins, or maby it was my DW!)

After I was done at the ER, Disney security actually picked us up at the ER and took us to the hotel! The next day we went back to the Magic Kindom and I got my first Pirate Eyepatch! (and wore it for real!)

A bit of "back" story: Eariler in the day, I had proposed marrige at the magic Kindom and she said Yes! (Then we rode splash mountain!)

As a "post" story, years later while having an eye exam for LASIC eye surgery, I told the doctor about the bamboo attack! He thought it was funny(he had a really good sense of humor) So a month later, during my eye surgery, with my head strapped down and eye numb, he goes" hey, look, I think its a piece of bamboo!" (HA!)

I got him back!, as I was walking back into the waiting room, I grabbed the wall and asked my DW in a mock whisper, "The pain is terrible, did they get the blood that squirted out of my eye off of me?" (the waiting surgery paitents seemed a little concerned) (for those of you that haven't had it, the surgery is totally painless, and your eye just feels slightly irratated for a day or so)

 

[sparklemom]

OK...you have to see it from my eyes. My DH, DS and nephew are riding a very crowded bus home to OKW from MK at 2 am. Now, my DS was about 11 at the time...and he thought....like most little boys that age...that public flagulence was.....hilarious

Well, he must have let out a silent attack that night....

Keep in mind....it is 2 am...and very dark.....so I cannot see them well....but it is what I hear that is so hysterical and....embarassing.....


DH...."Oh holy hell, what is that?"
DH looks at my 16 nephew...he has his t-shirt pulled up over his nose...as a makeshift gas-mask

Our Nephew points to DS who is acting innocent and ignoring them.

DH "Man, my eyes are watering!" Something must have crawled up him and died!"

DH...gaging...says to our nephew..."Why didn't you warn me?"

Nephew replies...."Dude, every man for himself."

This reminds me of a cross-country drive my family took when I was eight years old. I remember it well because it was during the energy crisis and my brother and I were wedged in the back of a 1977 Toyota Corolla, which had less leg room than your average airline seat. It was also the summer that my brother learned to (there's no other way to put it) fart at will. State after state passed by as my brother broke wind, cheerfully fouling the air in the car. My dad was yelling furiously at him to stop,and my mom (dear, gullible Mom) kept insisting that he couldn't help it.

About two-thirds of the way through the trip, we stopped off at an attraction called (amusingly enough, in light of what happened next) Wind Cave. We joined a tour group and descended into the bowels of the earth. At one point, to emphasize the sound that gives the cave its name, the tour guide turned off his flashlight, plunging us in total darkness. A beat -- and then the loudest, longest, fruitiest fart you ever heard. Everyone in the group broke into hysterics. The light came back on, revealing my grinning brother, livid father, and completely mortified mother. It was pretty clear to everyone that our family was responsible.

The good thing from my perspective was that after this, Mom was finally convinced that my DB could in fact help it, and he got fined every time he farted for the rest of the trip.

 

[LisaNJ25]

ok.. I cant believe I am going to post this..

Our first night we had dinner at Ohanas.. boy the food was good but something just didn't agree with with me. So after a long time in the bathroom outside of Ohanas we took the monorail back to MK to catch the bus to POR. So on the way back I didn't think I was going to make it.. Once we got off I ran to the bathroom I ran down the ramp and to the bathrooms outside of MK to the right.. thats a long run when you have to go.. thankfully there was only a cleaning lady in there.. well she didn't last long than a few minutes later 2 ladies come in with a british accent, one goes. wow something smells rotten in here nahhh that couldn't be me could it. The bus ride back felt like the longest I had even been on.. when really is was 10-15 minutes. At one point I thought I was going to ask the bus driver to pull over and I was going to run in the woods. Back to the resort I got off at the main building and ran in there. It seemed like it was never going to end.

Some people spend a day eating or drinking around the world.. I spent the night pooping all over the world.

 

[Jill in Chicago]

Okay pooping all over the world. That is hysterical! You have a great sense of humor to be able to look back at that and laugh!!!

 

[pkondz]

It was also the summer that my brother learned to (there's no other way to put it) fart at will... About two-thirds of the way through the trip, we stopped off at an attraction called (amusingly enough, in light of what happened next) Wind Cave. We joined a tour group and descended into the bowels of the earth.

 

[oliviansmom17]