I just got back -- it was music, then Stich and Mickey. Stich still says pretty much the same thing, but it's not even REMOTELY as bad as it used to be. He still says the same thing, but the voice is softer and he only says a sentence or two, as opposed to the old diatribe.
I would have enjoyed pick-a-character-to-wake-you-up, too. Can't believe they can't be more creative with that one little item that so many people utilize every single day. The only reason I can think they don't bother is that they don't WANT everybody in the resorts clogging the phone lines to get wakeup calls for their kids to listen to.
The business people probably just do what I did after the first day -- pick up the receiver and hang up without listening.