Well, unfortunately I was not on the Jimmy Fallon show last night. I was, however, on a very different type of adventure. I call it "A Day in the Life of PJ." Please enjoy.
So my mom, dad, little sister, and a few friends were driving to my parents' condo in Florida. They were leaving yesterday after school with plans to stop for the night in Nashville. I said, "why don't we meet for dinner in Louisville?" It was on their way. They agreed. So, we all had dinner, and then came back to my apartment to talk for a bit. When they were getting ready to leave, little sister asked me to come with. "What???" I said. "Why would I want to go to Nashville? It's not like I can come all the way to Florida!" She and I were overdo for a sisterly heart to heart, so she wanted to ride in my car, I would go to Nashville with them, enjoy the hotel, swimming, breakfast, etc. and then in the morning when they headed off to Florida I would head back to LooUhVull. I have a friend in Nashville so I called her to see if she would be available for hanging out today, and she was, so I said what the heck, I'll go!! I had nothing else to do and it sounded like fun.
So, we get about halfway between Louisville and Nashville. We're chatting, laughing, and having a really nice time. All of a sudden about 3 lights start flashing on my dashboard and black smoke starts billowing out the back of my car. There was so much smoke I really couldn't even see out my back window to pull over. Little sister yells out "I REPENT!!!!!!!" Thinking she was going to die. I kid you not. I got to the side of the road and mom and dad pulled over behind me. We called
AAA and they called us a tow truck. Meanwhile the car is still smoking.
We waited for the tow truck. It's 11:00 at night. We're in the most redneck BP station ever. I think I saw more overalls than I've seen in my whole life combined. We waited. It's is now midnight. Then dad decides they need to leave. Excuse me???? Where are you going and where the heck am I going?????!!! He wanted to get to Nashville so he gave me some cash and said I could wait for the tow truck. Thanks, dad!

As they left, I contemplated many things. I almost called a bbn to come rescue me, but it was, in fact, the middle of the night. Just when I had resigned myself to dying there, the tow truck arrived.
Questionable man steps out of tow truck. He was just as jolly as could be! I told him where I needed the car towed to and he says "oh, I've never been to Indiana, I couldn't possibly go to Indiana. I don't even believe in Indiana." What? You don't believe in Indiana? What's there to believe in? I finally show him where it's located on my GPS, and he agrees to tow the car. Who knew you had to talk someone into towing your car?

I was really hesitant to get in the truck with him. I was scared! And maybe crying....
I was like, "no, I can't get in your truck. Just tow my car, I'm calling my friend to come get me." I knew the bbn would love to get that phone call. He was actually really nice to me though. He told me to get his license plate number and give it to someone I know. That was his proof that he wasn't going to abduct me. So, I called Hollywood with it. Clem and I chatted all the way to Indiana.
So once we get there I said, "Well, I guess that was an adventure for you getting to come all the way to Indiana!" He turned to me and said "oh, I come to Indiana quite frequently. I love it here." Oh my. I thought he didn't believe in Indiana. So basically I think he was crazy. So now it's about 1:30am and I'm at a Volkswagen dealership near my apartment, but not super close. He says "well, I guess you'll need to call your friend now because I assume you don't live here." Then he changed his mind and asked me where I lived and offered to take me. Clem was actually quite nice. Perhaps it's a miracle I'm alive, but people get their cars towed all the time, right? I finally made it home around 2.
I am now car-less and the service department isn't open until Monday. The end.