MOOvers on the MOOve Again

[babynurse1]

Things I have Actually Done For Good Candy

1. Be nice to overly huggy relatives.

2. Taken candy from a baby.

3. Answered questions in an 8 am graduate level genetics class at the risk of sounding snobby. Participation was lack luster so the teacher started handing out full sized snickers bars for good answers. I had snickers for breakfast quite a bit that semester.

4. Gone door to door on Halloween in costume. Even though I don't like talking to people I don't know.

5. Cultivated friendships with co-workers who keep candy jars on their desk.

6. Saved my meager earnings as a child to buy gummy worms, Lick-n-dips and chocolate bars at the dime store while on vacation.

7. Used a snack credit while on the dining plan.

8. Skipped lunch.

9. Took babysitting jobs for families with well stocked junk food cupboards.

10. Well, this one time.... at math camp......

5. who doesn't love a good lick-n-dip?


10. Sit right down here by me ((pats seat)) and tell babynurse allllllllllll about it.

 

[babynurse1]

Top Ten Things "A" Babynurse Has Done For Good Candy


1. punched

2. kicked

3. pushed

4. shoved

5. tattled

6. lied

7. fabricated

8. swiped

9. cheated

10. see twink's pm

 

[TwinkieMama]

5. who doesn't love a good lick-n-dip?


10. Sit right down here by me ((pats seat)) and tell babynurse allllllllllll about it.

5.

10.

To clarify: I bought the jacket BEFORE the movie. He had to wear it, it was his winter coat. I did laugh and perhaps refer to it as the Brokeback Jacket.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Last edited by babynurse1 : Today at 11:41 AM. Reason: Well I feel better now with that off my chest.

You say that alot.

 

[babynurse1]

You say that alot.

that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,


Do I?



eta: Ty for the clarification.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Who are we talking about again?

 

[lalijack]

Hiya everyone!

Moo, sending quote-free prayers and a heapin' helpin' of pixie dust!

BBN and Twink, yous guys are funny! I giggled aloud while reading your frenzy. (Would that be GOL'd?)

I have a contribution to the wacky names game. Yesterday, in a conversation with my IRL BFF, she told me she had recently run into someone we knew growing up, who gave my BFF the DL on other people from back in the day. One of those people has a newish baby boy named Steel. Oh brother! Also, another person from our childhood has a set of twin girls named Angelina and Jolie. WTH? Apparently, that mom "admires Angelina for her philanthropic efforts and advocacy for children's issues". Alrighty then!



I am leaving work soonishly to have my teacher conferences for Boris and Natasha. The teachers were kind enough to coordinate my appointments so they're pretty much back-to-back so I don't have to hang around the school all day long. Can't wait to hear what they have to say....it's always nice to hear another person's perspective on one's children.

 

[babynurse1]

Who are we talking about again?

I think you were just about to tell us about that one time....at math camp....when you wore your speeshul blue ribbon right where all the boys could see.

And I was going to tell you about that one time.....at nursing school.....when I.....

 

[babynurse1]

Hiya everyone!


BBN and Twink, yous guys are funny! I giggled aloud while reading your frenzy. (Would that be GOL'd?)

Hey! Look what her 99 cats dragged in!

GOL'd. Add it!!!!!!!!!1 (the 1 is just for you)

Twink should have named her twin girls Brad and Pitt.

Good luck with conferences.

 

[lalijack]

5. who doesn't love a good lick-n-dip?

Hmm....I think that'd be a good tag for you, Nursey.



Henceforth, you should consider GOL'd an official part of the lexicon.


ETA: Thanks for the good wishes. But since my kids have a high level of geniusosity, I don't need no steenkin luck! Heh.

 

[babynurse1]

Hmm....I think that'd be a good tag for you, Nursey.



Henceforth, you should consider GOL'd an official part of the lexicon.


ETA: Thanks for the good wishes. But since my kids have a high level of geniusosity, I don't need no steenkin luck! Heh.

It wud be a good tag. lol

TY

@@ yeah, yeah we know you have freakin' genius kids. Must get it from their daddy.

 

[babynurse1]

I need to vacuum, vaccum, vaccuumm, vvaaccuumm.

Here is another email I got from another friend. I think she likes me better.

Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keep You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,

 

[TwinkieMama]

1. BBN and Twink, yous guys are funny! I giggled aloud while reading your frenzy. (Would that be GOL'd?)

2. Apparently, that mom "admires Angelina for her philanthropic efforts and advocacy for children's issues". Alrighty then!

1. Thank you. GOL'd is in the lexicon fer shure.
2. You know I hear that men mainly admire Angelina "for her philanthropic efforts and advocacy for children's issues" but to each, their own.

Twink should have named her twin girls Brad and Pitt.

Who says I didn't? Actually I don't admire his "humanitarian work"..... but why didn't I consider "Harrison" and "Ford" ???

Hmm....I think that'd be a good tag for you, Nursey.

I had several reponses to that. None of which were postable.

 

[MommyPoppins]

It is very unfortunate that we have been watching Trinity is Still My Name lately when we go to bed.

The music is so corny I can't help but laugh.

 

[bdg100]

Top 1 Thing BDG Has Done For Candy

1. Nothing. I don't like candy.

BDG

 

[babynurse1]

Top 1 Thing BDG Has Done For Candy

1. Nothing. I don't like candy.

BDG

WHAT?!?!? <---(me with my mouth wide open. someone feel free to throw some candy in there.)


At least you have good taste, but perhaps if you had a Snickers bar more often it might sweeten you up a bit. Not to say that you aren't sweet, I just meant you could be even MORE sweet. maybe. probably. not.

 

[TwinkieMama]

It is very unfortunate that we have been watching Trinity is Still My Name lately when we go to bed.

The music is so corny I can't help but laugh.

Is that one of the cowboy movies my mom keeps harping about?

Top 1 Thing BDG Has Done For Candy

1. Nothing. I don't like candy.

BDG

I am shocked. Actually I prefer most any sweet (brownies, ice cream, cake) to candy except I don't classify chocolate as candy. Or snickers which are really a meal.

Last edited by bdg100 : Today at 01:33 PM. Reason: About every 6 mos or so I will admit to having a Snickers bar. The ONLY candy that I like.

No laffy taffy?
No jelly beans?
No lick-n-dips?

 

[TwinkieMama]

Wait a cotton pickin' minute. Let us revist B's last edit.

Last edited by bdg100 : Today at 01:33 PM. Reason: About every 6 mos or so I will admit to having a Snickers bar. The ONLY candy that I like.

So every 6 mos or so he ADMITs to having a Snickers bar however he may be eating Snickers bars (271 calories or approx 29 original wheat thins crackers) daily. Hmmm.....

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

So here's a new one. I had a kid who was skunked today. Apparently there was a skunk in the garage when the mom opened it this morning and it sprayed the kid. She smelled AWFUL. And by mid-morning the whole room smelled AWFUL. It was nasty. Why would you not take your child home and bathe her? The other kids were really trying to be nice to her, but she stunk!!

Sorry to see I missed the posting frenzy. I was working at my overpaid job making the big bucks. Ca-ching!

I'll be looking to see your update tomorrow via Monica, Moo. We'll be keeping you in our thoughts!

 

[bdg100]

I am shocked. Actually I prefer most any sweet (brownies, ice cream, cake) to candy except I don't classify chocolate as candy. Or snickers which are really a meal.


No laffy taffy?
No jelly beans?
No lick-n-dips?

This reminds me of my kids. They all gave "candy" up for Lent. (I already told you I gave up going to the CASINO, if you recall.) It's amazing how narrow their definition of candy gets during this time. The absolute look of shock and disbelief on each of their faces when I tell them that GUM would fit into the definition of candy is priceless. The oldest one shut me up the other day when she said GUM would count as CANDY if going to the HORSE TRACK counted as going to the CASINO. You should have seen the look of shock and disbelief on my face when she came up with that one.

BDG