MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters

[celerystalker]

Cel - Interesting questions. I keep thinking that maybe the Breadman will realize how stupid he's being

From your hands to God's ears.
But I'm not holding my breath!

Off to get a sweater before my flight.

I'm going to be on the lookout for talking ketchup bottles on the way to the airport.

 

[monymony3471]

Morning.


Before I get into my usual morning banter I have to take care of something first.

During yesterday's festivities I got out of hand. Please don't take any of what I say seriously, I'm just trying to poke fun, have fun, make fun, what ever else fun, and sometimes try to be funny.

Stop by in Cancun and I'll buy you a round.

or

Happy Friday, I hope you all have a great weekend.

 

[Bethipooh4]

Happy Friday...

I must say I am in awe of this tread, and a little overwhelmed...MAN can you guys post...

I am use to the slow pace of other threads..I bow to all


Circus's aren't so bad (circui?) its the clowns that got my daughter,or could it be the fact she snuck downstairs and watched the Stephen King movie IT when we told her she couldn't? To this day, they terrify her....for me its nuns..its a Catholic school thing.

and here I thought I was the only one who's butt smelled like roses..

Mony, looks like we are going back next Dec. The military offer is to good to pass up.
I would rather go to Mexico sans kids...

I have to work this afternoon, I look forward to catching up tonight.

 

[celerystalker]

and here I thought I was the only one who's butt smelled like roses..

We can be butt sisters!!!!

Don't be fooled by yesterday - we don't always post that much.

mony -

So I'm flying through chicago.
chicago has snow right now.
eek!
delays are only an hour right now, but I still have 4 hours until my flight leaves chicago.

And I have another problem.
my dreaded fear has happened!
I have tummy issues on a day when I have to fly!!!!
ACK!ACK!
I be scared.

 

[UtahMama]

The Gators won. W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly, Marita, I'm not one who gets too fired up about this but some would say that Utah deserves to be called National Champions since they are undefeated this season and DID play SOME very good teams during their undefeated season (3 teams ranked in the Top 25 for the Utes while the Gators played 6 teams ranked in the Top 25). Florida, on the other hand, has a loss on its record this year (to unranked Mississippi by 1 point).

The reality is that Utah may not even be voted either 1 or 2 in the final end-of-season polls.

-- Rob

THIS is slapped on the front page of the Salt Lake Tribune. Subtle.

Utah football: Undefeated Utes are No. 2; once-beaten Florida No. 1

College football reality is askew. I'm sticking with bumper bowling and underground vacuum racing. These sour grapes are making me thirsty!





Monica- What on EARTH would you do with your husband in Cancun with-OUT kids????

 

[UtahMama]

We can be butt sisters!!!!

Don't be fooled by yesterday - we don't always post that much.

mony -

So I'm flying through chicago.
chicago has snow right now.
eek!
delays are only an hour right now, but I still have 4 hours until my flight leaves chicago.

And I have another problem.
my dreaded fear has happened!
I have tummy issues on a day when I have to fly!!!!
ACK!ACK!
I be scared.

I want to be a butt sister!

Sorry about your tummy troubles!

 

[aldisneygrl]

Man, I go to work, and y'all go on a posting frenzy! I am not going to even pretend to skim, somebody needs to give me the Clif Notes version.

Hope you all have a LOVELY Friday!

Oh, and Wendy, I think your UTES were robbed! I think an undefeated team is better than a one loss team. See, that's why I don't keep up w/ college football, it confuzzles me too much.

Oh, and I am a little blue 'cause this time last year my daughter and I were running through AK for the 5K. Now, I'm just stuck in cold AL, and have to go take stinky two year olds to the potty at work.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Utah football: Undefeated Utes are No. 2; once-beaten Florida No. 1

College football reality is askew. I'm sticking with bumper bowling and underground vacuum racing. These sour grapes are making me thirsty!

All I can say is congratulations on finishing #2 (highest ranking in that school's history so the team should be proud of that). I DO think strength of schedule should be taken into consideration and Florida did play a stronger schedule.

-- Rob

 

[Bethipooh4]

celerystalker, sorry to hear about your tummy problems, just the thought of flying will bring out the ACK ACK in me...
and here I am planning 2 trips to Alaska between now and July to see DD...

totally cool on the butt sisters...

I have sister-friends....
Now I can proudly say I have butt- sisters...
or we can call ourselves the smells like a rose club...

I have never understood the whole college ranking and bowl rankings...
I am still trying to figure out how my Philadelphia Eagles made it to the playoffs...E A G L E S...GOOOOO EAGLES...

 

[TwinkieMama]

I'm going to be on the lookout for talking ketchup bottles on the way to the airport.

Be prepared with a ketchuppy quip or 5.

I must say I am in awe of this tread, and a little overwhelmed...MAN can you guys post...

I am use to the slow pace of other threads..I bow to all


Circus's aren't so bad (circui?) its the clowns that got my daughter,or could it be the fact she snuck downstairs and watched the Stephen King movie IT when we told her she couldn't? To this day, they terrify her....for me its nuns..its a Catholic school thing.

please jump right in.... if what we post sounds like nonsense it is because it is nonsense, puns, bad one liners, mis-spelluns and punctuation humor

circuii???? A refererence to Stephen Kind. You fit right in.

But please clarify: you like clowns but are terrified of nuns? or the nuns told you not to watch Stephen King movies?

Our own Lynette/lynt/lint/lalijack/snarkgirl/caffienated-one is also a Catholic school veteren, um, I mean graduate. She thanks the nuns for her keen fashion sense. Right BigL?

I'm sticking with bumper bowling and underground vacuum racing.

Warning Bethi If Utahmama challenges you to some bumper bowling or underground vacuum racing, prepare to be snookered. She is the Micheal Phelps of underground vacuum racing and is no slouch at grocery cart derby either.

1. Man, I go to work, and y'all go on a posting frenzy! I am not going to even pretend to skim, somebody needs to give me the Clif Notes version.
2. Now, I'm just stuck in cold AL, and have to go take stinky two year olds to the potty at work.

1. I was here and I couldn't begin to give you a Cliff notes version. It was much ado about nothing.

2. It is a wonderful life .... just think about the state of the world if no-one took stinky two year old to the potty. With that in mind I believe there is a class 4 biohazard diaper containment protocol in my job description right now.

Later Gators! AND UTES!!!!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

Morning.
During yesterday's festivities I got out of hand.

Been there done that. I think we all have. Here's hoping that you and dh can work out an adults only getaway!

Circus's aren't so bad (circui?) its the clowns that got my daughter,or could it be the fact she snuck downstairs and watched the Stephen King movie IT when we told her she couldn't?

Bethi, since you are new to the thread, allow me to take this opportunity to inform (i.e. brag?) that Stephen King is my bff. Well, besides Lynette who continues to be bff for another day and probably through the weekend, b/c I dont feel like changing my signature.

I have a picture to prove it if you would like.

Btw, please take the majority of what I say as silly banter.

1. We can be butt sisters!!!!

2. Don't be fooled by yesterday - we don't always post that much.

1. whatever floats your boat, but I most definitely do NOT want a butt sister.

2. this is true bethi, but we have our "the" Shining moments.

1. These sour grapes are making me thirsty!


2. Monica- What on EARTH would you do with your husband in Cancun with-OUT kids????

1. I believe I had some of those after a football game last Saturday.

2. Well, if the service is horrible, the food is cold, and the restaraunt SUCKS, we know she wont be providing any celebratory dances for poor Tim.

Man, I go to work, and y'all go on a posting frenzy! I am not going to even pretend to skim, somebody needs to give me the Clif Notes version.

I think only BDG can provide the "Clif(f)" notes. Made myself laugh at that one.

Yesterday was just twink showing off her specially placed blue ribbon for all the young fellas to see.

circuii???? A refererence to Stephen Kind. You fit right in.

Later Gators! AND UTES!!!!!!!

lokl twinklebelle

Babynurse- what a great ending to the trip report. It left me utterly bereft of smartypants things to say.

thank you. im so glad it is OVAH!

We are learning the letter "Ll" this week. Every time we learn a new letter, we glue something to that letter. We were getting ready for that today when I picked up a piece of lace and asked:

Me:"Does anyone know what this is called?"
Norah: "B00B stuff?"
Me:That's close, it's called l-l-lace.
Can you say that with me?
l-l-lace."



I can't imagine where she gets this stuff from!

very cute story Utah. I've noticed that you somehow bring up a certain subject quite frequently. Could Rob(bie) be right??? Will the real mammary lover please stand up? tee hee

 

[RobInBigKC]

very cute story Utah. I've noticed that you somehow bring up a certain subject quite frequently. Could Rob(bie) be right??? Will the real mammary lover please stand up? tee hee

Always! Sheesh, one would think you'd know that by now.

-- Rob

 

[TwinkieMama]

Last edited by babynurse1 : Today at 09:17 AM. Reason: A UTE is the western version of a HOOSIER. ensembluhduh twink

Excellent definition. I think I will add that to my course syllabus.

 

[Bethipooh4]

Be prepared with a ketchuppy quip or 5.



please jump right in.... if what we post sounds like nonsense it is because it is nonsense, puns, bad one liners, mis-spelluns and punctuation humor

circuii???? A refererence to Stephen Kind. You fit right in.

But please clarify: you like clowns but are terrified of nuns? or the nuns told you not to watch Stephen King movies?

Our own Lynette/lynt/lint/lalijack/snarkgirl/caffienated-one is also a Catholic school veteren, um, I mean graduate. She thanks the nuns for her keen fashion sense. Right BigL?


Thanks for the welcome...

clarification:
Loves me some clownies....DD terrified courtesy of SK's IT...to this day I still pull the "I told ya so card"

Me...skeered of nuns....loves penguins,unless said nun is dressed like one. 12 years of Catholic school plays into that fear..come to think of it..not fond of rulers or yardsticks either. Blame that on being left handed...and said nun/penguin

ya know how at the end of a show, there is a credit that reads, clothing provided by...

One day mine will read...
Fashion sense provided by 12 years of Catholic school uniforms..

babynurse,
next time you see your bff Mr King, be sure to tell him I still have the overwhelming urge to look under my bed to make sure none of my cats are lurking there with a scalpel, or at worst, a steak knife...
Another one of his "shining" moments....

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Welcome Bethipooh!

Robin, thanks for the football explanation.

Hope you feel better for your flight, Cel!

Well, obviously I stuck with my original day of wasting a vacation day today...

From todays newspaper:

The lineup for this years "Celebrity Apprentice": Joan and Melissa Rivers, Scott Hamilton, Herschel Walker, Dennis Rodman, Andrew Dice Clay, Clint Black and Brian Mcknight.

Should be a good season.

You may now commence your posting frenzy!

 

[monymony3471]

Been there done that. I think we all have. Here's hoping that you and dh can work out an adults only getaway!

2. Well, if the service is horrible, the food is cold, and the restaraunt SUCKS, we know she wont be providing any celebratory dances for poor Tim.

But everything is perfect when you are on vacation. Being in Jamaica and Cancun so many times, I've learned to say and think, NO PROBLEM.

babynurse,
next time you see your bff Mr King, be sure to tell him I still have the overwhelming urge to look under my bed to make sure none of my cats are lurking there with a scalpel, or at worst, a steak knife...
Another one of his "shining" moments....

Hey did he write that one where a little voodoo doll comes to life and terrifies a lady in her apartment? That struck me when I read steak knife under the bed.

 

[Celerymama60]

It wasn't like that all your life. You were a smelly baby at times if I remenber right. But I still LOve you.

Hello Beth, I am Celerystakler's mom. Glad to have you.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

It wasn't like that all your life. You were a smelly baby at times if I remenber right. But I still LOve you.

LOL, Celmama!

Celery, deny, deny, deny!! It must have been your brother she remembers.

 

[monymony3471]

Knowing me I probabaly killed the thread.......

 

[UtahMama]

very cute story Utah. I've noticed that you somehow bring up a certain subject quite frequently. Could Rob(bie) be right??? Will the real mammary lover please stand up? tee hee

1.I DO talk about chests an awful lot. What's up with THAT?
2. No. He's hardly ever right. But still.
3. I guess that'd be me. Don't judge.

Knowing me I probabaly killed the thread.......

Probably! Vacation on your mind?