MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters

[PrincessJasmine08]

Now look here Lynt. You can call me snarky. You can call me obscure. You can call me trollop. You can even call me a pain in the keister. But PLEASE do NOT call me Toots.


PJ: You practically begged for a stephen king esque fairy tale what with all your 'please tell me a bedtime story so i can go nighty night like a sweet little angel'

Can someone hold my hair back while I barf?


NO?????


sheesh. my REAL pals would.

can't you just tie it back in a bun or a ponytail or something? Then you can barf WHEN you want HOW you want AS you want WHERE you want and on WHOEVER you want. But most importantly, it won't get it your hair.

 

[babynurse1]

I

Am

Not

Toots



Look people. I had a stressful day. Some chick nearly hemorrhaged to DEATH. I think we stablized her. I think. I hope. I pray.


Another patient named their kid Ason. (pronounced aysuhn) Why? B/c he was "a" "son". What do you say to that?


The least you people can do is NOT CALL ME TOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lalijack]

Oh, all right! I'll hold your hair back while you yak if I can call you Toots. It's not a bad nickname. Not derogatory in the least. For the record, it's pronounced with a short double-o (like "foot"), not a long double-o (like loose). Did that change your mind at all?

 

[monymony3471]

Only 2 more days till the weekend!

I realize this is going to make me sound approximately 80 years old, but these kids just aren't the same as we were growing up. If an adult...ANY ADULT...told me to do something, the answer was "yes ma'am" or "yes sir." There were no questions asked. And whatever my teachers told me to do, I immediately did! These kids just don't care if they get in trouble or I call their parents or whatever. If a teacher had told me they were going to call my mom I would be terrified. I would know I had a butt whooping coming when I got home and it wasn't going to be pretty especially when dad found out! These parents just let their kids do whatever and get away with it. It blows my mind. I can't believe the way they talk to their parents. They tell them to do something and they say no. If I had said anything but "yes ma'am" when my mom told me to do something I would have had another thing coming! Okay, I'm done.

Well said. I deal/think/feel this way on a daily basis and I am dealing with 3 year olds.

 

[babynurse1]

Oh, all right! I'll hold your hair back while you yak if I can call you Toots. It's not a bad nickname. Not derogatory in the least. For the record, it's pronounced with a short double-o (like "foot"), not a long double-o (like loose). Did that change your mind at all?

oh well in that case.....









































NO

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Well said. I deal/think/feel this way on a daily basis and I am dealing with 3 year olds.

Buncha hoodlums, i tell ya what.

Bbn...can we call you Adaughter since you are, well, "a" "daughter?"

 

[babynurse1]

loopy is about to set in. shall we collapse into a fit of giggles or say things we will regret in the morning?

 

[lalijack]

loopy is about to set in. shall we collapse into a fit of giggles or say things we will regret in the morning?

How about one from Column A and one from Column B?


And how about if I call you adelusional?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

loopy is about to set in. shall we collapse into a fit of giggles or say things we will regret in the morning?

this is me....

collapsing......

into......................

a fit of giggles.

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Shall I switch to "normal" conversation?


Hello JT. Hello Moo. How's the weather? What did you have for suppah? Any cute kid stories? When's your next WDW trip? How are the jobs going? Any silly hubby stories?

oh sorry, Peej. you are husbandless. guess you dont have to worry about stray cups not making it back to the cabinet. gosh you're lucky.


My life is full of sunshine and pixie dust. Does anyone need a hug?

If you're channeling dbg, the proper greeting is "Hell, Moo"!

NOTtoots - My silly hubby story is that I have a pic of my DH wearing a Cheesehead hat from a brief visit to the Land of Cheese (otherwise known as Wisconsin).

Sorry about your patient. Your stressfu day trumps mine, big time.

Where the helk is Marita? She'll be sorry she's missing this . . .

 

[babynurse1]

1. How about one from Column A and one from Column B?


And how about if I call you adelusional?

1. column A:

column B: did y'all quote that????


2. how about if i call you akissmykeister?

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Speaking of keisters, I got an e-mail at work today that contained a pic of a guy who put a firecracker in his astarstar and lit it.

I kid you not.

 

[babynurse1]

If you're channeling dbg, the proper greeting is "Hell, Moo"!

NOTtoots - My silly hubby story is that I have a pic of my DH wearing a Cheesehead hat from a brief visit to the Land of Cheese (otherwise known as Wisconsin).

Sorry about your patient. Your stressfu day trumps mine, big time.

Where the helk is Marita? She'll be sorry she's missing this . . .

who is dbg? are you channeling lilg?


and why would i want to channel them?

define channel.


on second thought, do not.


i might be slipping into loopy.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Where the helk is Marita? She'll be sorry she's missing this . . .

then again, what exacataly (mad hatter anyone?) is this?

 

[babynurse1]

suddenly the dis is slower than obama's miracle producing capabilities. (still waitin'. just sayin')


i guess i should go to bed, before i say something stupid. ha

 

[lalijack]

Dear Peej and Toots,

Thank you veddy much for entertaining me this evening. But my clothes dryer just stopped, so I have to fold a load of clothes and get my bahootey to bed.

I'm sure that Moo and Marita (and Mony, if she's still here) would love for this freakshow to continue. Carry on!

It's been a dream.

Luvyasmooches,

AkissMYkeister

 

[Backstage_Gal]

If you're channeling dbg, the proper greeting is "Hell, Moo"!

YeP, and remember that!

Where the helk is Marita? She'll be sorry she's missing this . . .

I'm here. Someone moved my cheese. Or maybe I did, on my eggs with ham and cheese sammie. Oh wait, that was the ham, not the cheese.

I got ditzy (imagine that) and put the eggs in the pan before the ham, so then I had to put the ham on TOP of the eggs. Not a catastrophe, I guess, but geez!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Besides what could be out there lurking in the shadows?

-- Rob

 

[babynurse1]

Dear cat lady,


you borg'd my edit. if you must borg me at all, please do so in private and not on the open thread.

Bon soir mes amies. Je t'aime. Vive la snark.

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH,

ASmartyAstarstar

 

[babynurse1]

-- Rob

Well that's not creepy at all.