MOO and Celery! Be on the look out for Miss Piggy pins, ok?
You guys! Hide me! My Father In Law (Monster In Law) is here, again, in a POP-in visit, around dinner time. Again. He treats me HIDEOUSLY, believe me.
Nothing worse than a pop-in visit.

EXCEPT if it's from a friend.
We're off to Costco to pick up my contacts and get the fixings for a family Birthday picnic in the park tomorrow. There's 5 May Dis
functional family b-days to celebrate. Jordan and Dallen are my two. It's just best to combine. Course I'll entertain you on the niece chronicals. Is one pregnant this time? Stay tuned! Who got what pierced? Tune in! WHO will be drunk and dramatic? (no, not me, however, I will crave post c-section pain meds, I'm betting). One thing is for certain, there will be tears, tantrums, drama, f-bomb dropping, and that's from the adults...
I will not miss these people other than for the cheap entertainment gleaned from them. Oh, we haven't told a soul yet so keep it in the vault, moops!
