Monty Dog's Thought for a Friday

Monty, I have a question for you?:D

I have a date tonight, so what should I wear?

(I'll check back later)

:sunny:
 
:bounce: Yay! I can see the thread now! Don't know what was happening before, but I'm sure glad I could join in. Monty is very smart to be so health conscious.::yes::
 
Originally posted by minniepumpernickel
Monty, I have a question for you?:D

I have a date tonight, so what should I wear?

(I'll check back later)

:sunny:

Hmmmm.... Monty says :

"When trying to impress members of the opposite (or same) gender, it is important to smell nice and wear something black. I'll tell you why.

Smelling like a good scent (Snausages, for example) will get the other's attention immediately and make them think of something pleasant when they think of you. If possible, rub steak sauce on your hands before you go out. This always gets me in the mood for lovin'.

Why black, you say? Well, because black picks up fur (I should know). If you arrive on your date with no fur on your clothing visible, the other will know you are not attached and can then decide whether or not they want to mark your clothes with their fur.

I also like the look of those nice fabric collars (the rhinestone ones send a message to me that a lady is too high maintainence, although she'd VERY pretty to look at.) Perhaps a scarf around your neck with something on it to show off one of your hobbies, such as frisbee. Always a sign that you are fun loving and fancy free.

A girl next door look such as this :

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Is always nice too.

Have a good time and may your date go well!" - The Monty dog
 

'Morning, Monty! :sunny: Such sage advice. ::yes::

What would we ever do without The Monty Dog?? :confused3 You sure have brightened things up around here!! :sunny:

Got big plans for the weekend, Monty? How's the campaign trail coming along? ;)
 
Originally posted by EsmeraldaX
Hmmmm.... Monty says :

"When trying to impress members of the opposite (or same) gender, it is important to smell nice and wear something black. I'll tell you why.

Smelling like a good scent (Snausages, for example) will get the other's attention immediately and make them think of something pleasant when they think of you. If possible, rub steak sauce on your hands before you go out. This always gets me in the mood for lovin'.

Why black, you say? Well, because black picks up fur (I should know). If you arrive on your date with no fur on your clothing visible, the other will know you are not attached and can then decide whether or not they want to mark your clothes with their fur.

I also like the look of those nice fabric collars (the rhinestone ones send a message to me that a lady is too high maintainence, although she'd VERY pretty to look at.) Perhaps a scarf around your neck with something on it to show off one of your hobbies, such as frisbee. Always a sign that you are fun loving and fancy free.

A girl next door look such as this :

in380952_113c5.jpg


Is always nice too.

Have a good time and may your date go well!" - The Monty dog

Monty, you are killing me!:eek: We need a "Dear Monty" column! Especially for those days when you rip through your closets throwing clothes all over the place looking for the right outfit! :earseek: Monty has great fashion sense.

It's like, a hundred degrees here today so I may go easy on the black, and fur though.:earseek: A short, black skirt sounds like a cool idea though.:cool:
 
Originally posted by minniepumpernickel
Especially for those days when you rip through your closets throwing clothes all over the place...

*ears perk up*

" You're allowed to rip through closets throwing things all over the place at your house!!?!!?!?!??! :earseek: :earseek: :earseek:

I wanna come live at your house!!!

:bounce: :Pinkbounc :tongue: :Pinkbounc :bounce: "

-The Monty Dog
 
Originally posted by minniepumpernickel
We need a "Dear Monty" column!

I see a new daily post!!!! Dear Monty Dog,

Every newspaper should pick it up!!

Go Monty Go!!!
 












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