Originally posted by minniepumpernickel
Monty, I have a question for you?
I have a date tonight, so what should I wear?
(I'll check back later)
Hmmmm.... Monty says :
"When trying to impress members of the opposite (or same) gender, it is important to smell nice and wear something black. I'll tell you why.
Smelling like a good scent (Snausages, for example) will get the other's attention immediately and make them think of something pleasant when they think of you. If possible, rub steak sauce on your hands before you go out. This always gets me in the mood for lovin'.
Why black, you say? Well, because black picks up fur (I should know). If you arrive on your date with no fur on your clothing visible, the other will know you are not attached and can then decide whether or not they want to mark your clothes with their fur.
I also like the look of those nice fabric collars (the rhinestone ones send a message to me that a lady is too high maintainence, although she'd VERY pretty to look at.) Perhaps a scarf around your neck with something on it to show off one of your hobbies, such as frisbee. Always a sign that you are fun loving and fancy free.
A girl next door look such as this :
Is always nice too.
Have a good time and may your date go well!" - The Monty dog