EsmeraldaX
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I just put this gift basket together. It will be a welcome present to my friends new kitten, Alibi, from Monty Dog.
The card will say...
Dear Alibi,
Welcome to the world of the two leggeds.
They are generally pretty cool, but be careful when they say the word 'No', 'Stop', 'Bad' or 'Don't'. I don't know what these words mean, but if I keep doing whatever I'm doing when they use them, it's not good. If they take out that little squirty thing full of water, RUN!!!
You can usually get whatever you want from them by looking at them and making your eyes really big. If that doesn't work, try climbing on their laps and crying. That ALWAYS works. They hate it when you cry.
They might tell you that certain chairs in the house where you live are not yours. This is NOT TRUE! All furniture in your house is YOURS, Alibi. I know this for a fact. Don't let them tell you otherwise. Mine tried to tell me otherwise, and I still go on the chair and so far, nothing bad has happened to me. I think they're just jealous...
All in all, living with the two leggeds is pretty good. You get to eat and sleep all day and play all the time and they wait on you hand and foot. Don't tell them, but it's actually pretty funny! You be all like "GRGRGGGGRGGRRRRRRBRRRR" and "Oh I ate your stuff" one minute and then you pull out the big eye face (practice that!) and they are all like "Oh I love you you precious little baby". It's awesome.
Anyway, please enjoy these things I have gotten for you. I picked them out myself. I must say, I never went to the cat aisle before but that the toys and you have are quite interesting and your snacks smell most delectable.
Enjoy Alibi! And see you real soon!
Your new very distant cousin friend,
Monty Dog.
The card will say...
Dear Alibi,
Welcome to the world of the two leggeds.
They are generally pretty cool, but be careful when they say the word 'No', 'Stop', 'Bad' or 'Don't'. I don't know what these words mean, but if I keep doing whatever I'm doing when they use them, it's not good. If they take out that little squirty thing full of water, RUN!!!
You can usually get whatever you want from them by looking at them and making your eyes really big. If that doesn't work, try climbing on their laps and crying. That ALWAYS works. They hate it when you cry.
They might tell you that certain chairs in the house where you live are not yours. This is NOT TRUE! All furniture in your house is YOURS, Alibi. I know this for a fact. Don't let them tell you otherwise. Mine tried to tell me otherwise, and I still go on the chair and so far, nothing bad has happened to me. I think they're just jealous...
All in all, living with the two leggeds is pretty good. You get to eat and sleep all day and play all the time and they wait on you hand and foot. Don't tell them, but it's actually pretty funny! You be all like "GRGRGGGGRGGRRRRRRBRRRR" and "Oh I ate your stuff" one minute and then you pull out the big eye face (practice that!) and they are all like "Oh I love you you precious little baby". It's awesome.
Anyway, please enjoy these things I have gotten for you. I picked them out myself. I must say, I never went to the cat aisle before but that the toys and you have are quite interesting and your snacks smell most delectable.
Enjoy Alibi! And see you real soon!
Your new very distant cousin friend,
Monty Dog.
