Monsters Inc Laugh Floor Jokes- Post your best joke!

[Jess6001]

This year our goal is to text in a joke for the Laugh Floor that ends up being part of the show! I thought it would be fun for people to post the best jokes they have...maybe they'll end up at the Laugh Floor. Any format will do and I don't mind if they're lame...c'mon I know you have a favorite! Please share!

A personal favorite of mine from my youth:

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub I'm drowning.

*It's best while in the swimming pool so that the joke teller can talk half way in the water and get a bubble effect! lol

 

[Pinocchio #1 Fan]

I always text this joke in, and it always gets used:

Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A: You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

 

[Jess6001]

I always text this joke in, and it always gets used:

Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A: You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

That's a good one!

 

[scgustin]

My joke was used last Friday:

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

A: You poke-her-face.

 

[carfans1988]

A Nun, Doctor, Rabbi and a Barber walked in a bar and the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"