Monster Under My Drivers Seat!!!! AGGHHHH!!!

[laurie31]

Wow, that's still funny after all these years!! And the OP got THREE tags from that one post! ROTFL!!! Is that a record of some sort?

 

[minniecarousel]

wow - someone has been "digging"!

This was funny the first time around. It deserves to be bumped annually.

 

[Miz Diz]

OMG! Thank you so much for that laugh. I really needed it.

Holy cow! I just realized this is from 2005. How did this get dredged back up? Oh well - still needed the laugh.

 

[irishbosoxfan]

OMG! Thank you so much for that laugh. I really needed it.

Holy cow! I just realized this is from 2005. How did this get dredged back up? Oh well - still needed the laugh.

Someone started a thread earlier today asking about it-- http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2273091 --I posted the link in it and then someone commented on this thread.

It's still funny as all get out though!! Is the OP still around?

 

[gdulaney]

My co-worker and I were talking about possums --- and I remembered the story. I couldn't believe it was from 2005 either.

Thank you to the OP for posting one of my all time favorite stories. And a huge thank you to irishbosoxfan for finding it!!!

Ginny

 

[SereneOne]

I just read your first post and I laughed so hard I almost cried!

I will have to share this when my husband gets back from OOT.

 

[wic0721]

Holy crap, this is the funniest thing I've read on these boards for a while! Well at least it wasn't a skunk!

I'm glad you and your family are ok though, can you imagine what would have happened if it started moving around while you were driving?

 

[rcraw45425]

In the same vein, my father was a notorious scrounger (southern term). He worked for a paper plant that was always putting their used, no longer needed stuff into a yard andthey'd let the employees "tag it" and take it. He came across a piece of culvert pipe that was perfect to go in a low place on the driveway of the house he had just had built. He and a buddy loaded it into the back of the pickup truck, too long so slid the end through the sliding window into the cab. On the way home he begins hearing noises in the pipe. Refuses to pull over. Looks in the end when he arrives home, beady glowing eyes looking back at him. Freaks out, slides the pipe off the truck into the woods and grabs a flashlight. SKUNK!!! He goes into the house and decides to wait out the beast, after all, pipe is expensive. My Mom, unknowingly, lets our Labs out the back to run. Yep, they head right for the pipe, shoving their heads in to their shoulders. Both managed to get sprayed. I'll never forget that weekend at our house, made me glad I was scheduled to work. Any day working is better than scrubbing stinky dogs!

 

[JimFitz]

Is the OP still around?

Still here and still afraid of animals. Same van but bigger kids.....

I still laugh and cringe when I read this.

 

[crazee4mickey]

once again for posting this and giving so many of us enjoyment out of your traumatizing event!
Every once in awhile I have to find this post and read it as it just makes me giggle nonstop--its one, if not THE best post on the DIS

 

[luv2sew]

That was too funny...and I too could not believe that it was from 2005.

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

Just read this again, and I am laughing...

Thanks, Jim, for all the chuckles through the years w/this one story.

 

[ragdoll]

OMG! Am I ever glad that someone resurrected this thread. That is one of the funniest things I have ever read!

 

[MickeyMom2Boys]

Too funny that this showed up today. My DH just asked me to find it and send it to him after his co-worker's aunt left the sunroof open and was driving down the highway and found a snake in her car!! She pulled over on the shoulder, opened all 4 doors, and sat on the guard rail and waited until it finally came out

 

[DisneyLoverUSA]

OMG that is hilarious. Could have been a lot worse. Imagine if it had decided to come out while y'all were driving down the road or had it got on one of the kids. EEK! THANK GAWD for the car wash attendants! My luck, had that happened to me there would have been nobody around to help me. I probably would have called 911.

 

[mickeymedic]

Best. Thread. EVER!!!!!!

 

[JimFitz]

Wow! Blast from the past! We are actually driving down to Disney in Nov and I won't be sitting indian style in the drivers chair.

 

[jen0610]

Best. Thread. EVER!!!!!!

Every time this gets pulled outta the woodwork, I read it and laugh til I am crying!!

I can close my eyes and see Jim running away and hear him screaming like a lil' girl.

 

[bankgirl05]

Can't... BREATHE... must stop laughing.... heeeee heeee heee whooo whhooooo whoooo.... breathe MUST B R E A T H E...

some one hand me a tissue for the tears...

 

[DVCLiz]

I got an email notification that there had been a post on this thread while I was getting my hair done, and when I saw the title I said - I thought to myself - "Run like the wind, fat man!" - and I started to laugh. I must have said it out loud because my hairdresser said, "What did you say?"

"Oh, nothing."

Still one of the best DIS threads ever!!!!