Monday Morning Riddle Thread

[MadScouser]

we could have been in the airport at the same time... or even on the same magical express bus... should have worn my alien green mickey ears...

I wasn't at my best on the way out - think i got food poisoning - was up-chucking on the runway before we took off (and I never get sick on a plane)

 

[TwinkieMama]

we could have been in the airport at the same time... or even on the same magical express bus... should have worn my alien green mickey ears...

Well, all I can say is thank goodness for the riddle thread.. cause y'all live near the same intersection, like the same types of vacations... pick the same vacation dates...even stay at the same resorts in the same years.... all this in common and you might have never known one another.

 

[brightspark]

I wasn't at my best on the way out - think i got food poisoning - was up-chucking on the runway before we took off (and I never get sick on a plane)

So you were the guy with the alien green face???

 

[MadScouser]

Oh great.... I thought you guys were going to be there all week. So you mean the cute British couple I kept smiling at on Feb 2nd wasn't you and Sparky?

So when where you there twinkiemama ?

 

[MadScouser]

So you were the guy with the alien green face???

I have it on reliable authority I was whiter than snow white's underwear

 

[brightspark]

I wonder who the guy with the green face was then???

 

[brightspark]

Hey guess what... dh and I went to the comedy club one night and I was the star... I told a story about something embarrassing that happened to me and they made up a song about it... it was nearly the highlight of my trip!!! I was so excited !!!

 

[MadScouser]

I wonder who the guy with the green face was then???

That would be Jim Carrey.

P - A - R - T - Y, Y - 'cos i gotta.... Smokin'....

 

[brightspark]

That would be Jim Carrey.

P - A - R - T - Y, Y - 'cos i gotta.... Smokin'....

OK so that would explain a lot of the commotion on the plane then..

 

[MadScouser]

Hey guess what... dh and I went to the comedy club one night and I was the star... I told a story about something embarrassing that happened to me and they made up a song about it... it was nearly the highlight of my trip!!! I was so excited !!!

So what was the highlight Sparky ?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Hey guess what... dh and I went to the comedy club one night and I was the star... I told a story about something embarrassing that happened to me and they made up a song about it... it was nearly the highlight of my trip!!! I was so excited !!!

So are ya going to tell us this story

 

[hiwaygal]

Feb 2nd - landed in the UK that day. And Sparky ???

Well well I got back the same day as you Scouser!!!

How curious ?

Am I missing something here????

(mmm...the popcorn is good!)

 

[Lars624]

Grammy

Kelly

Joe

Deb

AA

Toot Sweet

 

[MadScouser]

Am I missing something here????

(mmm...the popcorn is good!)

Popcorn is hmmmmnnnnn

 

[firstmickey]

So, are you two married and we don't know it?

and what was the embarrassing thing? are you gonna share?


Pass the Roadie.

 

[MadScouser]

Am I missing something here????

(mmm...the popcorn is good!)

Sparky is going to tell us all a story i think

 

[L107ANGEL]

Am I missing something here????

(mmm...the popcorn is good!)

A riddle love connection

 

[brightspark]

So are ya going to tell us this story

OK.. I was going to a school for kids up to age 11 to do them a story and it was about a bin who was sad, and sometimes happy (there's no point me going into the whole message behind the story) anyway I have this huge bin to take into school and it has a smiley face on the front. I sit it on the passenger seat of my car and strap it in with a seatbelt.

Half way to school as I'm turning across an intersection... the car breaks down! A man stops and tries to push the car back onto the side of the road but only gets one wheel up on the grass...

So about half an hour passes and I sit with my bin in this very awkward position... until a policecar drives passes me. They stop and get out, having seen a car half on / half off the road only to discover that the passenger is a bin with a smiley face...

 

[MadScouser]

Good question

 

[brightspark]

WOOOOOHOOOOOOTY

So, are you two married and we don't know it?

and what was the embarrassing thing? are you gonna share?


Pass the Roadie.

WHAT???