The other side of the story...
Spencer and I got up and going pretty quickly in the morning and headed off. When we got to the bus stop, the buss showed up right away. All in all, it was a pretty smooth start to the day. Our good luck mostly continued - we got to Animal Kingdom in time for the rope drop.
Once we got inside, I managed to guide Spencer into a relatively safe location (standing on a bench). But, pretty soon, the crowds were really pushing hard. Sadly, the teenagers next to us were well behaved, but a couple of 50 year old ladies climbed up on the bench too and started pushing Spencer off. I finally put him on my shoulders. I'm not sure what goes through people's minds during rope drop, but I'm not sure that I recommend bringing kids.
When the park finally opened, it seemed like the entire crowd walked straight to the safari and got into line. It was like being in a sea of spandex wearing lemmings driving motorized wheelchairs and pushing double strollers. Fortunately there was no cliff at the end.
We (and everyone else in the park) started funneling through the super long holding area for the safari. I hadn't actually been through it all before. There are lots of neat touches like airports, travel offices, and stuff. They must open a half-mile of extra line space in the mornings just to accomodate everyone at the rope drop.
A bunch of rowdy teenagers sat next to us. They didn't know any of the animals, so Spencer decided to educate them about each of the animals. Spencer's favorite kind of ride - one with a captive audience. A great time was had by all, and we headed off to Hollywood studios to meet up with the girls.