Chapter 17: SURPRISE!!
When we last left our intrepid heroes, they were standing in front of the BBB, Brianna in all of her regalia, Spencer antsy and bored out of his wits, and Mommy and Daddy with a lighter wallet. Spencer and Brianna were both all ready to go on the rises, which were beckoning them from our spot inside the castle, but WAIT.....we had a surprise......
Now, those of you who read my PTR already know what this surprise is...and probably cant believe we actually managed to keep it......
Yes, the surprise is......
BREAKFAST WITH CINDERELLA!!!!!
Thats right. We had an 8:05am appointment at the BBB to accommodate our 9:15 ADRs for breakfast at Cinderellas Royal table. We walked right across the little walkway and up to the podium at CRT. We got our little stained glass check in ticket, and got into the HUGELY LONG LINE to get our pictures with Cinderella.
Well, we waited and waited and waited. They called our name to be seated, and we raised our hands to show them we were about to have our pics taken, and then we were there with Cindy....and Spencer was being a dork.....figures. He has some sort of camera disease, I swear. He starts jumping around and being all hyper while people try to take a nice picture. I have NO idea why he does this.
So, I took a few pictures of the two of them with Cindy, then we yanked him out fo the nice keeper photo, so it wouldnt be a complete waste of money. So Brianna got her first set of pictures of just her and Cinderella.
Heres one of my shots we ordered Spencer to stand still, so he is pouting and refuses to look at the camera:
We got our sword and wand, and headed upstairs to our waiting breakfasts. We lucked out and were seated right at a window overlooking fantasy land. The kids were bugging us to go on Dumbo, but we told them the line was too long, so we would go on the following day.
Other than that, what can I say about CRT? The food was decent. Not bad, not awesome, but good and edible. I loved the fruit bowl, since that is what I usually eat for breakfast, anyway. The kids and HHBG loved the pastries. It was a little bit hectic in there, but it was a god time. The princesses were nice and spent good time with the kiddos, too.
Heres some princess shots:
Snow white....spencer is off jumping around somewhere:
Aurora (Look how thrilled Spencer is):
Spencers girlfriend....I mean Jasmine....he could NOT keep his eyes off of her jewels.
And of course, Belle. Why do they have her coming to the royal breakfast in her peasant wear??? It doesnt make sense to me.....
All too soon (for Brianna), bnreakfast was over, and it was time to go on rides....Oh wait!! Poor Spencer. It was time to go get Briannas pictures taken. HHBG and I decided to split up. I took Brianna for her pictures (which I still havent uploaded), and HHBG took Spencer off. I have no idea what the boys did, but Brianna hammed it up for the camera. Ill find the CD and upload the pics later.
When Brianna was done with her pictures, I called HHBG, and we decided to meet in tomorrowland. Buzz lightyear was calling our name. In line for Buzz, Brianna decided that she wanted the hardware out of her hair, so we removed the tiara and clip, but left the bun. It looked a little silly, but I figured shed want it back in soon. I rode with Brianna, and Spencer was with HHBG. Well, right at the end, Brianna managed to hit a BIG Z, and ended up with a higher score than her mommy.....I stink at video games. No job as a sniper in MY future. HHBG, of course, blew all of our scores away.
Next was the TTA. We had never taken the kids on this. Other than the scare on the moving walkway where Spencer froze up and we practically got run over, the ride was nice. The kids liked it pretty well.
WE just missed the next show on the laugh floor, so we headed over to frontier land. Tie for one of my favorite rides: haunted mansion. I like the refurbish pretty well, though it seemed like our sound wasnt working super well. The kids were a little scared this time, so we didnt go back. *pout*
It was time for the mountain run, so we fast-passed Splash mountain, and got on stand by for Big Thunder Mountain RR. The kids love the runaway train ride. Pretty quickly it was time for some Splash....of course MOMMY was the one who got soaked. Figures. After Splash, we grabbed fast passes again as we left, Brianna made me take her hair out (sigh), and we headed over to adventure land.
The park was starting to get crowded, but we had never been on the Jungle cruise, so we decided to give it a try. The line SAID 5 minutes, and there were maybe 2 boats worth of people on the stand by line, so we went in. GAH!!!!
Just as we got in line, TWO high school groups, and a Brazilian tour group came up into fast pass....I have no idea how they determine who gets to go on those boats, but the loaded up from the ast pas line over and over and over again and never even LOOKED at the stand by line. Then a few empty boats went by....the some more people showed up for the fast pass line.
Finally AN HOUR AND A HALF later, we got on a boat. We had a horrible skipper Her delivery stank, no one on the boat laughed at all, and we got off thinking that there was no way we would ever rigde the jungle cruise again.
To cheer ourselves up, we rode on Pirates. I have not liked this ride so much, ever since they did the taming of the ride in the late 80s. Its OK, but not great like it used to be. Its really kidded down. I know Im in the minority on this opinion, but I liked the more realistic portrayal of a pirates life, with the dirtiness and nastiness there.
We finished up with another ride on Splash, where I again got SOAKED! And it was off to wait for the boat.
The boat came and took us to our resort, and we walked back to the hotel. This is where something that REALLY upset me occurred.....
As we were walking back to the room, we passed a family with two ladies and a bunch of 8-12 year old girls. AS we passed them, one of the ladies announces to the other lady in her b**chiest tone, and loud enough to be heard in Guam:
I wish I could dress like a hooker in Disney world!
All I can say is, thank goodness HHBG grabbed me and dragged me to our room. I was going to ask her why she though she wasnt dressed like one.

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Seriously, you dont like how my kid is dressed, keep your darn mouth shut. And WHO uses the word hooker in front of 8-12 year old girls??? I would not want to have to explain what a hooker is and why I used the term to describe a 4 year old to MY daughter.....
Besides, she looked cute. A four year old can get away with showing ALL of her belly in the parks. Shes FOUR. All she knows is that she looks like Ariel. Its not like I let my 12 year old get the outfit.....jeez.
OK, rant over. I really went off in our room, after the kids were asleep for their naps, and while we were on the porch, though. I whispered like a mad woman. Witch.....
Coming soon: POUNDS of seafood.....would I chase it with milk, like one famous DISer??