Various versions.
Sometimes there is no steam train involved.
It can have fewer (or no) Disney characters.
It can have no singers and dancers.
It can have no "family of the day."
It can be as short and limited as to be simply a recorded announcement
that welcomes guests to the MK as guests are admitted to Main Street at the appropriate time.
I've read reports of someone resetting the clocks in the room and re-scheduling the wake-up call.
Keep the sleepy-heads away from cell phones that morning and...
it's so crazy, it just might WORK!
(Or, it could speed along that divorce you mention.)