Mixed Nuts

[disneymama73]

Hi Pixie!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Hi Michele!
How're the girls?

Liz,
at the phone bank we were expected to get 8 sales for every 100 calls,
SMILE & DIAL! SMILE & DIAL!

Yes, do have a 'script'
Ask him out for a 'non' pressure date: lunch, breakfast, coffee, some innocuous community event

don't apologize too much--when you tell him you were nervous, say it lightheartedly, practice!

ask him about the kids--what grades are they in, do they like sports/school yadda yadda;ask him about himself

tell him you've recently been deified & he has now got the golden chance to get in on the ground floor of this fantastic worshipping opportunity!

Geez, I'm looking mighty rough this AM!
It's full court press for the events & we are so short handed it's stupid!

How about if I tell HIM that he's been deified and since his body is such a temple, that I'd like to worship it?

Have I ever shown you a picture of him? You'd understand why...

 

[jonestavern]

Hi, Liz! The girls are wonderful. Emily makes her First Communion on Saturday, so we're getting ready for that.

How are you?

Is it custom there to have a party for the 1st Communion?
I'll bet all of you ladies look sooo sweet in your Sunday clothes!

Hi there Princess Pixie!

 

[disneymama73]

Is it custom there to have a party for the 1st Communion?
I'll bet all of you ladies look sooo sweet in your Sunday clothes!

Hi there Princess Pixie!

Yes, we are having a very small party. I will be sure to post pics. She looks so beautiful in her Communion dress.

 

[disneymama73]

How about if I tell HIM that he's been deified and since his body is such a temple, that I'd like to worship it?

Have I ever shown you a picture of him? You'd understand why...

That could work...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

That could work...

If I was able to get him alone...

He he...well...

 

[disneymama73]

If I was able to get him alone...

He he...well...

Gotta call him back first...

You can do it.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Gotta call him back first...

You can do it.

I can't. I'm an idiot and he knows.

 

[disneymama73]

I can't. I'm an idiot and he knows.

No you're not. You just got nervous.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I'm glad you had a nice laugh. That was the purpose of my post, PJ!!!!
Please contact me for all of your equine, bovine, and canine needs.

Again! You crack me up, Trollop. Anyway, I will keep you in mind for such needs but I'm really not sure if I have any equine bovine or canine needs.

zackly.

Did I say people actually say TM? I was abbreviating d/t being in a hurry. Stick with me here PJ!

d/t? You lost me again.
Am I allowed to give her a hard time for the color coding too, Rob or should I stick with the double standard?

Hi and bye Michele, Jean, and Liz. Lots of work to do...finals next week!

 

[disneymama73]

Hi and bye Michele, Jean, and Liz. Lots of work to do...finals next week!

Hi and bye, PJ! Good luck studying for finals!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

No you're not. You just got nervous.

And froze up and treated him like he's the plague. Yep, great move.

 

[PixiePop]

HI Michele and Jean.

 

[disneymama73]

HI Michele and Jean.

How are ya, chickie?

 

[disneymama73]

And froze up and treated him like he's the plague. Yep, great move.

You did not treat him like he's the plague. Why would you call him to treat him like he's the plague?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

You did not treat him like he's the plague. Why would you call him to treat him like he's the plague?

I didn't talk. I rushed off the phone.

 

[disneymama73]

I didn't talk. I rushed off the phone.

But you called. And he has to know there was a reason you were calling.

 

[PixiePop]

I'm doing well. Sorry I am in and out. I am at work.

 

[disneymama73]

I'm doing well. Sorry I am in and out. I am at work.

Glad you're doing well! What kind of work do you do?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

But you called. And he has to know there was a reason you were calling.

Yeah, and I told him...I was calling to leave a message on his VM. And he laughed at me.