Mixed Nuts

[PrincessJasmine08]

Have a great day, Nutters!

My grandiose promise is that I won't post anything until I return.

GoDaddy, I'm holding you to your promise.

Wait. Where are you going? I missed that.

I'll make a grandiose promise...

I promise I won't murder my coworkers who insist on having the AC blasting in my face all day, even though they know I can't stand AC.

I hate the AC too. It makes me have to take my contacts out and I look dumb with my glasses on.

I promise to pay attention in class today. Oh man, I couldn't even get that out without giggling. Maybe I should make a lesser promise. I promise to at least look like I'm paying attention in class today?

 

[babynurse1]

Wow Thanks GoDaddy. Now we won't need Cheryl to pay for a trip. You better win!!!

PrincessJasmine08 366
blue_river 271
disneymama73 237
apirateslifeforme 213
willis37862 174
RobInBigKC 157
babynurse1 104
CPM 96
LBelle 82
jonestavern 72
PixiePop 70
gnbuggy 57
GoofyDad869 53
Southern4sure 43

There's your list of 25 and above. Get posting people.

Hi EVERYBODY!!!!

Liz: what a nice gesture to not murder your coworker, I'm sure they appreciate that

 

[babynurse1]

Let's each make a grandiose promise this morning. My grandiose promise is:

"If* I win a lottery drawing this evening**, I hereby promise to treat any regular poster to this thread and their family*** who posts within a 16-hour timeframe of this post**** to an all-expenses paid, 4-night stay at WDW.*****"

Disclaimers:
* Offer expires May 17, 2012 @ 12:01am EST (5 years from today)
** Cash payment value to 'GoofyDad869' of $5,000,000.00 US or greater awarded by the PowerBall lottery drawing drawn on the evening of May 16, 2007.
*** 'Any regular poster to this thread' would be defined by the individual poster of greater than 25 posts prior to the time/date of this post (08:41 on 5/16/07). 'And their family' includes a spouse or significant other, and their immediate family members (children, or in the case of unmarried - sibling(s) and parents). This offer excludes boyfriend/girlfriend, fiance and/or spouse of children, or grandchildren of individual, and/or children's friend of individual.
**** 16 hours from the time this post is date-stamped by DISBoards timeclock, to be defined as 12 standard hours before this post was received by DISBoards, and 4 standard hours after this post was received by DISBoards (i.e. 20:41 on 5/15/07 through 12:41 on 5/16/07).
***** 'All expenses' is defined as the following: Offer includes on-site resort room (at a DVC-level resort, including any currently existing or completed within the 5/17/2012 time frame), price of a 5-day theme park admission ("Park Hopper" or its future equivalent), and dining expenses to include breakfast, lunch and dinner. This offer excludes travel arrangements for all parties to or from Walt Disney World, incidental snack food, souvenirs, service tips, and/or in-park conveyance (strollers, ECV/EMVs, Segways, etc.)

I just feel lucky this morning. No other explanation. So I'm putting my money ($2) where my mouth is, and I will hie my butt over to a convenience store at lunchtime, plunk my $2 down on the counter and tell them "I want a PowerBall ticket, with PowerPlay, please". I will try not to spray spit while I say it too (since there's so many "P" words). So go ahead and print this puppy out to ensure I don't edit it after-the-fact, if I do actually get lucky.

Aren't I smart? I quoted you, so you can't edit. Now we don't have to print anything out. I saved a piece of paper. All you tree huggers can thank me later.


Hi Michele Hi BabyPJ

TINK!!!!! I haven't seen you in awhile. Get your wayward bahootey home.

 

[Squidrific]

Wow Thanks GoDaddy. Now we won't need Cheryl to pay for a trip. You better win!!!

PrincessJasmine08 366
blue_river 271
disneymama73 237
apirateslifeforme 213
willis37862 174
RobInBigKC 157
babynurse1 104
CPM 96
LBelle 82
jonestavern 72
PixiePop 70
gnbuggy 57
GoofyDad869 53
Southern4sure 43

There's your list of 25 and above. Get posting people.

Hi EVERYBODY!!!!

Liz: what a nice gesture to not murder your coworker, I'm sure they appreciate that

Can I room with LBelle?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Aren't I smart? I quoted you, so you can't edit. Now we don't have to print anything out. I saved a piece of paper. All you tree huggers can thank me later.


Hi Michele Hi BabyPJ

TINK!!!!! I haven't seen you in awhile. Get your wayward bahootey home.

You clever little thing. I knew we kept you around for some reason.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Wow Thanks GoDaddy. Now we won't need Cheryl to pay for a trip. You better win!!!

PrincessJasmine08 366
blue_river 271
disneymama73 237
apirateslifeforme 213
willis37862 174
RobInBigKC 157
babynurse1 104
CPM 96
LBelle 82
jonestavern 72
PixiePop 70
gnbuggy 57
GoofyDad869 53
Southern4sure 43

There's your list of 25 and above. Get posting people.

Hi EVERYBODY!!!!

Liz: what a nice gesture to not murder your coworker, I'm sure they appreciate that

Oh man, that makes me look like such a complete and total loser. I have to stop posting so much. I'm too chatty.

 

[babynurse1]

I didn't make a grandiose promise.

Let's see.

I promise not to make fun of Rob for one full week.

Wait, GoDaddy said grandiose, not impossible


Hmmmm. Help me people. What could I promise?

 

[babynurse1]

Oh man, that makes me look like such a complete and total loser. I have to stop posting so much. I'm too chatty.

Your signature says PROUD to be Chatty McChatster. EMBRACE IT!

Internalize it.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Wait. Where are you going? I missed that.

I hate the AC too. It makes me have to take my contacts out and I look dumb with my glasses on.

I promise to pay attention in class today. Oh man, I couldn't even get that out without giggling. Maybe I should make a lesser promise. I promise to at least look like I'm paying attention in class today?

Paint eyes on your eyelids, and sit in the back...that way, when you fall asleep, the prof won't know.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I didn't make a grandiose promise.

Let's see.

I promise not to make fun of Rob for one full week. Nah, that would be too hard to keep.

Wait, GoDaddy said grandiose, not impossible


Hmmmm. Help me people. What could I promise?

Okay, you ain't promising not to make fun of Rob because I need your help in that area to more thoroughly annoy him. Maybe you could promise not to talk about horses, goats, dogs, etc.

Your signature says PROUD to be Chatty McChatster. EMBRACE IT!

Internalize it.

Yes ma'am. As you wish.

Paint eyes on your eyelids, and sit in the back...that way, when you fall asleep, the prof won't know.

Should I paint them like Johnny's in Pirates? That was a good look.

 

[babynurse1]

Can I room with LBelle?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Yes. Although you probably have to become an honorary trollop to do that.

You clever little thing. I knew we kept you around for some reason.

Thanks...I think.

Did anyone watch the Academy of Country Music Awards last night? *cough* E *cough*

Are you coming down with a cold? You should see a doctor about that cough.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Thanks...I think.

Yes, take it as a complEment.

Are you coming down with a cold? You should see a doctor about that cough.

Maybe I can see a nurse instead. A certain babynurse. And then maybe I can get her to answer my questions.

 

[babynurse1]

Okay, you ain't promising not to make fun of Rob because I need your help in that area to more thoroughly annoy him. Maybe you could promise not to talk about horses, goats, dogs, etc.

Ok, I promise not to speak of horses, goats, dogs, or even cows for one week. Does this include IRL?

Because I have to say things like "Go feed the dogs. Put the horses in the front pasture. Don't rope the goat."

 

[babynurse1]

Yes, take it as a complEment.


Maybe I can see a nurse instead. A certain babynurse. And then maybe I can get her to answer my questions.

Oko, I will. I won't get all wIErd on ya, after all you did wish me sweet dreEms a few nights ago.


Take a number and get in line. *or I could let you borrow the dream fastpass. Don't tell Lisa, I have one too. It's only used on special occasions, and it's been under lock and key for a long time. shhhhhh*

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Ok, I promise not to speak of horses, goats, dogs, or even cows for one week. Does this include IRL?

Because I have to say things like "Go feed the dogs. Put the horses in the front pasture. Don't rope the goat. "

Put the horses in the front pasture? There's a front pasture AND a back pasture AND a barn???? Oh dear lord. This I must see. So yeah, I guess you can say it irl.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Oko, I will. I won't get all wIErd on ya, after all you did wish me sweet dreEms a few nights ago.

Perf. Thanks. Glad to hear it because I did wish you nachos too.

Take a number and get in line. *or I could let you borrow the dream fastpass. Don't tell Lisa, I have one too. It's only used on special occasions, and it's been under lock and key for a long time. shhhhhh*

I don't do well with the whole waiting in line thing. I get impatient. Can I skip to the front of the line because I'm crazy but cute?

 

[babynurse1]

Put the horses in the front pasture? There's a front pasture AND a back pasture AND a barn???? Oh dear lord. This I must see. So yeah, I guess you can say it irl.

It's not as "grandiose" as it sounds at first. Horses eat grass constantly so we have to rotate them around or there will be nothing left. We also feed them feed once a day AND we give them WATER. We are stellar horse owners.


I can't speak anymore of horses, goats, dogs, or cattle. STARTING NOW!!!

don't be trying to trip me up.

 

[babynurse1]

Perf. Thanks. Glad to hear it because I did wish you nachos too.


I don't do well with the whole waiting in line thing. I get impatient. Can I skip to the front of the line because I'm crazy but cute?

TAG, you're it.


Now, I have to be on my way. I've posted more this morning than I have in a week. Quit sucking me back into this abyss. I'll talk to you later.

PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS PEEJ!!! Just take a DePp breath and focus.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

It's not as "grandiose" as it sounds at first. Horses eat grass constantly so we have to rotate them around or there will be nothing left. We also feed them feed once a day AND we give them WATER. We are stellar horse owners.


I can't speak anymore of horses, goats, dogs, or cattle. STARTING NOW!!!

don't be trying to trip me up.

Do you really think I would ever try to foil you?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

TAG, you're it.


Now, I have to be on my way. I've posted more this morning than I have in a week. Quit sucking me back into this abyss. I'll talk to you later.

PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS PEEJ!!! Just take a DePp breath and focus.

Doubtful. At best. I will pretend to pay attention though which will be progress. And I will make it my future goal to more fully suck you back into this abyss.