Mixed Nuts Part 2

[disneymama73]

"THONG!
What a delightful gift idea!
THONG!
Magical shorts that disappear!
Buy your loved one this Noel
The kind of gift you can't re-sell
Because it kind of smells if someone else has tried it on..."

 

[disneymama73]

I missed Nichole! Looks like I'd better get my butt over to the Orlando Bloom thread....

 

[Disneyolic]

"THONG!
What a delightful gift idea!
THONG!
Magical shorts that disappear!
Buy your loved one this Noel
The kind of gift you can't re-sell
Because it kind of smells if someone else has tried it on..."

Well, I guess this lightened the room. Not quite the mental picture I was hoping for tho ...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Well, I guess this lightened the room. Not quite the mental picture I was hoping for tho ...

Yeah, it lightened it alright. Everyone left

 

[Disneyolic]

Yeah, it lightened it alright. Everyone left

Maybe it was too light! Now, how about some nice boxer shorts ...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Maybe it was too light! Now, how about some nice boxer shorts ...

Boxer briefs, maybe? I like those better. On men, I mean.

As you can see from my tag, I'm not into thongs anyway.

 

[Disneyolic]

Boxer briefs, maybe? I like those better. On men, I mean.

As you can see from my tag, I'm not into thongs anyway.

A couple of years ago I bought 2 really kinky thongs and wrapped them up for Christmas for my sister-in-laws. I then put my kids' names on the gift tags and had the kids give the gifts to them. It was hysterical! Oh what fun we have at Christmas time.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

A couple of years ago I bought 2 really kinky thongs and wrapped them up for Christmas for my sister-in-laws. I then put my kids' names on the gift tags and had the kids give the gifts to them. It was hysterical! Oh what fun we have at Christmas time.

Awesome.

The funniest gift I ever gave someone was a book called "The History of Farting," to my now ex-husband. It was sort of his hobby - farting, not reading, that is.

 

[Disneyolic]

Awesome.

The funniest gift I ever gave someone was a book called "The History of Farting," to my now ex-husband. It was sort of his hobby - farting, not reading, that is.

Isn't that almost every guy's hobby?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Isn't that almost every guy's hobby?

I know a few that are gentlemen...or at least, they seem to be.

 

[LBelle]

 

[jonestavern]

A couple of years ago I bought 2 really kinky thongs and wrapped them up for Christmas for my sister-in-laws. I then put my kids' names on the gift tags and had the kids give the gifts to them. It was hysterical! Oh what fun we have at Christmas time.

I got some very naughty things for my wedding shower. Sweet!
One nun was there, a whole 'clutch' of holy rollers & my Mom, who would've made a great Puritan!

I love eggnog but I don't put rum in it. Yuck.

Wine = Gud

Speaking of Gud...MDF has been away unusually long too.

When in doubt, down rum first, quickly followed by eggnog

Do you like coffee? Have you had an eggnog latte at Starbucks?

Ohh, Liz has gotten me addicted to the D&D pumpkin spice lattes, do I really need another addiction?

Uh, YES!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Ohh, Liz has gotten me addicted to the D&D pumpkin spice lattes, do I really need another addiction?

Uh, YES!

Oh, sure, blame me...

Hey, if you can find any, try eggnog New England Coffee. I had some today...yum!

 

[jonestavern]

I know a few that are gentlemen...or at least, they seem to be.

'Seem' is the operative word here.

Whatchew starin' at you Crazy Canadienne?

Hey, we've missed you and yr little moose, too!

 

[Squidrific]

'Seem' is the operative word here.




Whatchew starin' at you Crazy Canadienne?

Hey, we've missed you and yr little moose, too!

Who's the moose?

 

[jonestavern]

Oh, sure, blame me...

Hey, if you can find any, try eggnog New England Coffee. I had some today...yum!

Oh, yes, one of my faves!
When down to Claremont (NH) I go to the neatest little bakery/sandwich shop, the Stone Arch. They always have a bank of the Green Mt coffees going and are right on top of the seasonal ones.
Coffee never tastes as good when brewed at home. Sometimes I save & wash out my paper cup & drink my home brew out of it!
My fave take out lid is a louvered one, only found at a small coffee shop a few towns over. I am besotted with the louvered travel lid

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Uh, Jean? How do you wash a "paper" cup?

 

[jonestavern]

Who's the moose?

 

[Goofster57]

Who got Goosed?

 

[jonestavern]

Uh, Jean? How do you wash a "paper" cup?

Well, rinse it out with a little drop of dishsoap!
I hate to clean, I know a million different ways to shortcut housework!