Actually what happened to the crab and I most assure you that I have this on good authoritay, that the crab was eaten by one of the hungry dead pirates, so as to keep up his strength so he could set sail on his next undead adventure!
The fog over Davey Jones just simply blew away from strong northerly gusts of wind, I hear they were as strong as up to 60 miles per hour and then some! WOW! Gotta love Ma Nature!
Now the hairy legged pirate, was to be swimming in a race later that day, and he yes he, is the originator for the idea of shaving before very important swimming contests. Seriously, just do a little research his name is Jean Laffeat! Oh sorry the first, so Jean laffeat the first ... he wanted to make sure that I did not omit that part, for he likes how it sounds.
Then the kitty cat simply likes to travel to Orlando this time of year, it is good for her arthritis you know.
Captain Jacks limp wrist is well how can I put this politely, well let us just say that he likes all people so very much! And the goats,during this time of season, they all get together so as to head off to Buffalo for a world wide annual goat confab. I hear it can get pretty hairy sometimes at the convention center. The event is hosted by Disney, the Buffalo Tourism Convention Center and Hotel Hilton, no not that Hilton, the other one.
I believe that I covered everyone, if not, just let me know, for I will be more than happy to update everyone!