My niece, a true blonde, saw a road side sign for fresh produce and fruit. The sign maker left a slightly larger space in his ad for strawberries, so it read "Lo cal strawberries." My niece said "Aren't all strawberries low cal(orie)?" This is the same niece who, describing seeing an auto accident, said "I would have called the police, but I forgot the number for 911."
Gotta love her!
Queen Colleen