
Sorry, but I just had to laugh!
My mother made a comment this morning along the same "funeral home" idea. She had knee replacement surgery last Thursday, and this morning I drove to the hospital to pick her up and take her to the place where she will be in rehab for a few days.
On the way there, she said- "You know where this place is, don't you? It's right next to that big cemetary. You'll be taking me there soon. At least it's convenient, being right next door."
I had to laugh because she's healthy as can be. The nurses couldn't believe how fast, and how well, she did with her recovery from knee surgery.
Her only concern this morning was that I get her to rehab in time for lunch!