After waddling out of the store, the couple waddled over to the Virgin Music store where they waddled around for a while. Mike has not bought a CD in literally years, so it felt a bit like being in an actual record store, circa 1989. The writing is on the wall and Mike just does not think stores for music are going to be around for that much longer. When the kids are shown (edited) pictures of the honeymoon, Mike fully expects them to ask something like, You mean people actually bought music in a _store_?:
Finally it was time for Cirque de Sole! Mike and Suzy had seen a Cirque about a year ago, but the one in Orlando was completely different. Mike had seen it years ago, and parts of it were very familiar (he vividly remembers the Spider-Man like acrobats that climbed the wall), but others he had forgotten completely;
Mike went and got Suzy a drink for the show, as well as two for himself (Mike 5, Suzy 3). Like much of Cirque, you might not think ordinary circus clowns are enjoyable, but these guys were truly hilarious and even joked around with Mike and Suzy for a bit:
After the show, the two headed off to Pleasure Island;
Where they headed to Mikes favorite club in the entire world, the Adventurers Club;
Mike is not a club goer, but he _loves_ the AC and even knows a few lines of the motto by heart;
He was kind of disappointed to find out the they no longer offer any merchandise of any kind. Mike is the proud owner of a monkey-headed drinking cup as well as a Adventurers T-shirt, but both of them are getting a little worn so he was looking to replace them, but no such luck. Mike decided to console himself with some house drinks. Kungaloosh! (Mike 6, Suzy 4);
Suzy admits she is short, but she felt shorter than normal when she got caught by surprise by the shrinking stool;
One of the actors at the Adventurers Club looks a lot like a friend of Mikes. Surely thats worthy of another drink (Mike 7, Suzy 4);
Mike and Suzy werent sure if this lady was an actor or not, so Mike went up and started talking to her and it turns out that she used to work at the AC and now just comes back for old times sake. Even former employees love the AC! That deserves another drink and because apparently Mike has turned into a 19-year old girl, it was at this time that he decided to start ordering Long Island Ice Teas (Mike 8, Suzy 4);
The actors at the Adventures Club are good sports and dont mind being the but of a joke;
A skit started, so Mike ordered a drink for the show (Mike - ???, Suzy - shrug) and he was especially pleased when the actors broke out into a song that Mike really enjoys and didnt know that anyone knew of, called The Future Soon;
With the last skit of the night over at the AC, Mike and Suzy stumbled out and tried to do a little dancing;
They were not under the effects of alcohol at _all_;
Nope, not even a _little_ bit;
Suzy was wanting to go home at this point, but Mike was determined to carry on and party till dawn;
That determination lasted all of about thirty seconds once they were in another dance club and Mike swayed back and forth a few times before almost loosing his footing and agreeing with Suzy that it was time to head home;
The bus ride back was . . . not pleasant, but it was only once they got to their hotel room that the nights activities really caught up with them. They were both dog-tired, but once Mike got in bead and closed his eyes the room was exceedingly rude and decided that it would be a perfect time to start spinning and spinning and spinning. Round and round it went until Mike sat up and stumbled to the bathroom. In his perfectly working mind he decided that the best coarse of action would be to take a bath. Suzy was very worried about her husband drowning as shown by how she said, Dont drown, before falling right to sleep. Mike joined her in a half hour after the room had decided to slow down its circular motion.
Hey Mike! How did you feel the next day?